What's YOUR problem??

[Jerry68W]

...i know a guy by the name of foder ............we were shitty ass drunk and got into a dick measuring contest .........rebecca took u in the back whipped it out she measure

his dick was 2 inchs and he got a girl pregs with it

Proud father AND he won the contest. Way to go, Foder!

 

[Skunkybud]

my penis is kinda small.

Damn I was gunna say mines too big, for real my girl wont let me have sex with her more than once a week because she needs recovery time. That means 3 times a month cuz theres that week every month I say no instead. Kinda bullshit, if she wasn't so hot and I wasn't so sure she wasn't cheating on me I woulda already piped her mom and all the other sexy bitches around her. (for real her moms hot just turned 60 and it shocked me I thought she was in her like late 40's)

 

[VTMi'kmaq]

Damn. I'd keep that ingognito

I almost pissed myself laughing!

 

[justugh]

holy shit man .................clayton u are a sick sick man (rotten.com)

and no foder did not win the contest ..............dustin sayer did little more then 8 i was second with 7 and half and foder was 3rd with 2 inches (he was the permit beer bitch until left for army and his ass made master sergant) u have no idea how scarey of a result that he made it to that rank hell any rank other then grunt


just so u know foder is a battle term for the first set of ppl u sent out to die(cannon foder) as they are reloading u charge with the better troops (old line tactics)

 

[Jerry68W]

holy shit man .................clayton u are a sick sick man (rotten.com)

and no foder did not win the contest ..............dustin sayer did little more then 8 i was second with 7 and half and foder was 3rd with 2 inches (he was the permit beer bitch until left for army and his ass made master sergant) u have no idea how scarey of a result that he made it to that rank hell any rank other then grunt


just so u know foder is a battle term for the first set of ppl u sent out to die(cannon foder) as they are reloading u charge with the better troops (old line tactics)

Just so you know, it's fodder.
We still use a technique known as bounding that is pretty much the same idea. Glad your friend made it past the cannon fire

 

[Perfextionist420]

i'm bored and want to go out but nothing to do/no one around

 

[2paranoid]

I almost pissed myself laughing!

at least you're not pissin on your own balls like bluntmassa1

 

[Jerry68W]

It's really more of a dribble I'd imagine

 

[Jerry68W]

My problem is that I have to go to the bank and I don't wanna.

 

[shadyslater]

Adhd. And stomach problems

 

[Jimdamick]

Needing a vivid imagination and Cialis to bone my wife

 

[kinetic]

Adhd. And stomach problems

“ADHD is a prime example of a fictitious disease”
Source: Psychiatrist Leon Eisenberg, the scientific father of adhd

 

[VTMi'kmaq]

Just so you know, it's fodder.
We still use a technique known as bounding that is pretty much the same idea. Glad your friend made it past the cannon fire

I understand the terminology as I have served myself! lol, No fodder here just losing my boots after a qualification jump (HALO), I thought everything on/off base was a dick measuring contest?

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Needing a vivid imagination and Cialis to bone my wife

GodDamn! That's horrible. Do you take her everywhere you go so you don;t have to kiss her goodbye?

 

[justugh]

ADHD is just a term they use so they can pump u full of drugs and control your actions and thinking much easier

clayton..........it all the same in the dark .............put a tramp stamp 3d puzzle on that ass and go to town (and u have the little blue pill now just take one of those 3 shots of some good strait off the stil 150 proof shine ) ride it like u want to break it ...........plus that was a decent rack the ass should be nice too tell her u are into S&M leather mask that girl

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

ADHD is just a term they use so they can pump u full of drugs and control your actions and thinking much easier

clayton..........it all the same in the dark .............put a tramp stamp 3d puzzle on that ass and go to town (and u have the little blue pill now just take one of those 3 shots of some good strait off the stil 150 proof shine ) ride it like u want to break it ...........plus that was a decent rack the ass should be nice too tell her u are into S&M leather mask that girl

If I could find a mask that would fit her "head", I would.

 

[justugh]

If I could find a mask that would fit her "head", I would.

i know leather workers ........had a few custom things made for weapons over the years ................looking into a leather hat last good 20 30 years instead of 2 to 5

freak mask zippers looking about 320 2 weeks before u get it

 

[Sunbiz1]

I'd agree with one thing....the clothes girls wear now are asscheeks hanging out a lot more plus I never saw so many thongs on beaches as I do today, if memory serves back in the day it was bikini's and daisy duke shorts. Trust me I live I a decent sized college town where about now there's perfect examples of this going to the bar as we type no doubt!

To me they are getting fatter, but I've been in the gym for 20 years and am blessed with a high metabolism.

Not many people have that type of commitment to their own body, so my standards are not the norm.

Guess my question would be, why do people feel the need to flaunt themselves...to attract others?. And if so, I have always found that trait to be a sign of insecurity.

Yet, it's Friday night and I'm trimming harvest while drinking cognac...so my opinion is probably a bit distorted.

 

[BygonEra]

Hm.. what's my problem. Good question. I would say the fact that I feel completely and utterly stuck in a 5+ year long somewhat abusive relationship with a loser of a guy that my family and friends hate. Which also boils down to my problem being that I hate change.

 

[Perfextionist420]

dump his ass