how meny days in darkness before harvest ????

sparkage

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god bles you all or not will be smokeing in 2 to 3 weeks from now,,, you will all be happy this is the end of my posting here ot ty os everyone SPARKAGE OVER AND OUT GOOOOOD BUDY





HAPPY 420 TO YOU ALL SEE YOU ALL IN HELL WHEN I GET THERE
 

sparkage

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forgot to mention 2 titaimium heart valves in the old heart try to beat that lymes dezeas from wood tick takeing rat poision the rest of my life !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :(
 

Jerry68W

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Oh my imaginary Jesus, I feel sooooooo bad for you!

Im squeezin' out a little tear over your laments right now, bud.

So heart wrenching!
 

sparkage

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try going to bed and listing to the pocket watch in your heart go tick tick tick tick tick you can here it from across the kichen table after haveing sex it sounds like its ticking a million miles an hour sounds like i swollowed a pockit watch very very loud cant fall a sleep in less i put a pillow over my chest ya sucks big time if you heard it comeing out of my chest you would freak out blind in left eye brother threw knife in it when i was 5 or 6 years old roten teeth half missing can eat anything with pea nuts no back teeth
 

Jerry68W

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I was a Medic so I doubt I'd freak out but I'm sure it's fabulous.

Speaking of hearts, my 25 year old Army buddy died in his sleep of a heart attack a few weeks ago. You keep bitching and feeling bad for yourself though, I'm sure your situation is worse than his.
 

Jerry68W

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BTW Roy, we're gonna have to go without the trapeze tonight, I couldn't get to the Home Depot. I guess you're not getting your cheeseburger either, sorry.
I was just so busy explaining to the internet how rough I have it, I never got that head gasket fixed. Unless you want to come pick me up on your 150mph sled? That would be sweeeeet
 

blacksun

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god bles you all or not will be smokeing in 2 to 3 weeks from now,,, you will all be happy this is the end of my posting here ot ty os everyone SPARKAGE OVER AND OUT GOOOOOD BUDY





HAPPY 420 TO YOU ALL SEE YOU ALL IN HELL WHEN I GET THERE


Actually, we'll see you again 40 minutes after this post. And then again an hour later. And then again...and again...and again...and again...
 

sparkage

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BTW Roy, we're gonna have to go without the trapeze tonight, I couldn't get to the Home Depot. I guess you're not getting your cheeseburger either, sorry.
I was just so busy explaining to the internet how rough I have it, I never got that head gasket fixed. Unless you want to come pick me up on your 150mph sled? That would be sweeeeet
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sparkage

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i was a medic so i doubt i'd freak out but i'm sure it's fabulous.

Speaking of hearts, my 25 year old army buddy died in his sleep of a heart attack a few weeks ago. You keep bitching and feeling bad for yourself though, i'm sure your situation is worse than his.
he's gone im still here listing to my damb heart ticking ticking ticking
 

Jerry68W

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he's gone im still here listing to my damb heart ticking ticking ticking
That's an interesting perspective, uncle Roy. Here's what I suggest ...

Get yourself a righteous boombox and a good quality toaster. Now grab your Jefferson Airplane cassette and some melons, and haul all that shit into the bathroom.
Now go ahead and get in the tub, and feel free to spread around some fruit and shit, maybe a little of your beverage in there as well.
I'll go ahead and cue up the White Rabbit and take it from there, you just relax man.

The question is, toaster or grapefruit? Toaster or grapefruit, Uncle Roy?

Okay that was fun, when are you gonna be here to pick me up? You get wifi on that sled? Cause I got shit to do
 
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