Weird things you do thread

[valuablevariable]

Whats something weird you do? I twist my hair all day long and i sometimes have like half curls in one place because of it
Ill try to think of some more (as i twist my hair)

 

[fdd2blk]

i can't stop shaking my leg. ever.

and i always have a lighter in my hand. no matter what i'm doing.

it's a nervous thing.

 

[IGTHY]

Lose my keys.KEEP SMOKE ALIVE!!

 

[Robert520]

i can't stop shaking my leg.

lol i was doing that as i scrolled down to read this , its one of my tidbits of weirdness i also sometimes play guitar with my keyboard. (FOF FTW )

 

[fiender]

I have OCD about locking doors... It's like i zone out when i'm doing it, then as I'm driving away, I'll think "did I lock the door?", and it bugs me so much that I have to drive back home and check it.

When i get there it's always locked.

I wonder what the neighbors think...

 

[fdd2blk]

i have to make sure everything is square and straight. if i'm sitting down at a table and there is anything on it it must be neat and squarely organized. i organize the napkins and coasters when i'm sitting at the bar. i have my remote controls and phones lined up next to each other. spaced evenly in a straight row. my shelves are all arranged so everything fits together with no spaces in between. it goes on and on.............................

 

[biz]

im just wierd.

 

[Seamaiden]

I used to bite my nails, then a front tooth had to get a crown. So now I pull my hair. It was becoming trichotillomania, but I've managed to almost completely stop pulling the hair out. Now I just run it between my fingernails, it's at it's worst when I'm stressed.

I have to clean sinks, can't stand sinks with hair and crap in them. Yes, even in public restrooms.

I like to have my paper money lined up, heads up, facing forward, with denominations organized, front to back, starting with $1 bills, then $5, $10, $20 and so on.

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE WIPE SOMETHING WITH A SPONGE AND DON'T FUCKING RINSE OUT THE SPONGE! YOU'RE CREATING A BACTERIAL SOUP ON THE GODDAMNED THING AND IT STINKS! I finally got so frustrated with it that that I informed everyone that I will no longer handle these sponges, I will simply throw them out. After smacking them in the face with that stinky-ass shit.

Of course, there's more.

 

[fiender]

I like to have my paper money lined up, heads up, facing forward, with denominations organized, front to back, starting with $1 bills, then $5, $10, $20 and so on.

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What?... everybody doesn't do this???


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[Seamaiden]

I like to have my paper money lined up, heads up, facing forward, with denominations organized, front to back, starting with $1 bills, then $5, $10, $20 and so on.

What?... everybody doesn't do this???


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I know! NO, they DON'T! Some of 'em just crumple that shit up and stuff it in their wallets. Then they're always the ones digging around and shit while there's a line of twenty people behind them waiting for hella days for them to make a $5 purchase.

 

[ceestyle]

I know! NO, they DON'T! Some of 'em just crumple that shit up and stuff it in their wallets. Then they're always the ones digging around and shit while there's a line of twenty people behind them waiting for hella days for them to make a $5 purchase.

I'm anal about that shit too. Mine came from many years of handling money in retail.

I'm the same way about sinks, but not public ones. EWWWWW.

Lessee ...

The sound of people chewing makes me want to vomit. For a while I had a couple officemates who were korean, which was a big problem. Asian cultures believe that the more you enjoy your food, the more you should smack you lips, etc. No shit. Slurping noodles? No thank you.

I have to have a clean desk, or I can't work.

I have to read something when I drop the kids off at the pool. No exception. I don't care if it's the back of a shampoo bottle or a safeway advertisement. If I can't read, I don't poo.

 

[ceestyle]

I can't stand heavy shit in my pockets. I only have a few cards and ID in my wallet, and keep money in a clip.

 

[Arrid]

I clean, a lot.
like...All my films are in alphabetical order.

if i have a deck of cards in front of me i sort them out into decks, then in there orders.
>.<

 

[Seamaiden]

I'm chortling to myself right now.

I'm anal about that shit too. Mine came from many years of handling money in retail.

I've worked too much fucking retail, thank you very much. Unfortunately, I was very good at it. Then again, if we got like the BOMB aquarium shop out here I'd probably work it.

I'm the same way about sinks, but not public ones. EWWWWW.

Ok, but how are you gonna wash your hands in that thing? I also clean out clothes washers, you know, when people let all the soap and gunk build up? Cannot stand that shit. When we had our cabin in Tahoe and were renting it out as a vacation rental I would go to the laundromat to do the wash, and those top-loaders get NASTY. How can your stuff be clean if it's being washed under dirt?

Lessee ...

The sound of people chewing makes me want to vomit. For a while I had a couple officemates who were korean, which was a big problem. Asian cultures believe that the more you enjoy your food, the more you should smack you lips, etc. No shit. Slurping noodles? No thank you.

Ugh. Me, too. I can NOT stand it. I detest it. I'll get up and leave the table if anyone's chewing loudly.

I have to read something when I drop the kids off at the pool. No exception. I don't care if it's the back of a shampoo bottle or a safeway advertisement. If I can't read, I don't poo.

My husband can do what I call the shit-n-go. He just sits and shits. He gives me MAJOR grief about my library time, and I've had to really work at just sitting there and not reading anything so I can go.

 

[PETE247]

I always tug on my nuts I dont know why but i always have my hands down there either cupping them or tugging on them Hell just to have my hands down there..What a wierdo I am.................

 

[ghengiskhan]

Rarely finish a whole sandwich/burger (always leave the last bites worth), deathly afraid of bathroom door handles (ok not deathly, but I avoid them at all costs), other things I dunno. I'm a neat freak about random things and a slob about others.

 

[korvette1977]

i have to make sure everything is square and straight. if i'm sitting down at a table and there is anything on it it must be neat and squarely organized. i organize the napkins and coasters when i'm sitting at the bar. i have my remote controls and phones lined up next to each other. spaced evenly in a straight row. my shelves are all arranged so everything fits together with no spaces in between. it goes on and on.............................

Your New Name Is FELIX UNGER...........

 

[Seamaiden]

I always tug on my nuts I dont know why but i always have my hands down there either cupping them or tugging on them Hell just to have my hands down there..What a wierdo I am.................

You know what? With each of my boys, as soon as they could manipulate their own hands, they ALWAYS managed to be pullin' their nuts or their pud. I think men are just born that way.

 

[korvette1977]

If I hear music I constantly am tapping ..I guess its from playing the drums when I was growing up.. Also .. I'm constantly making sure our lawn is perfect ..Its 2'' and you could play golf on it ...

 

[fdd2blk]

Your New Name Is FELIX UNGER...........

my wife calls me "Monk". YouTube - USA Network Monk