Attn ALL Female Members of RIU

[40acres]

Thanks..(from all men)..(and dogs) ....Called out, you bet...I was at a big family dinner and my gf & myself went upstairs for "quite time"....little did we know what was lurking under the bed.........needless to say.....called out was the least of it....

I sadi i was sorry. I was looking for a contact. I thought i would wait until you were doen. No reason to interuppt.

 

[Buzzkill]

Looks like a good place for me to conversate with some women. Hows it goin ladies?

 

[Pookiedough]

ROFL.... when farting in a grocery store (or anywhere in public while alone) the trick is to NEVER do it around a child. See if you let an SBD go around an adult... they won't say anything... they'll just move away quickly. Now a child, on the other hand, will CALL YOU OUT ON IT! Yep.... right there in public... they will loudly proclaim "Mommy... that lady farted!!!"..... ask me how I know...

Yep... always best to have a man or dog with you that you can blame it on

This is EXACTLY why the kids only go out with Daddy.

 

[Stoney McFried]

As the late, great George Carlin said,"Kids know farts are fun....farts are shit without the mess!"

ROFL!!!! Dutch Oven!!!! I absolutely LOVE fart humor. Nothing funnier... it's natural... and just damn funny! I don't find farts offensive at all....the smell yes.. offensive.. but it can't be helped so why not laugh about it.... .. hey ... it's normal!!!!

The first time I went to Hawaii with an ex I had never eaten Hawaiian food before and we went to a luau .... OH LORD that food didn't like me!!!! My man banished me to the balcony to get that bad air out... I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe..... as I came back in the room (still laughing) he said to me "don't drag that shit in with you"..... I laughed even harder.

I knew it was over when we went back to Hawaii 3 more times and he tried to control what I ate! He had NO HUMOR in him... and it's not like HIS farts didn't peel the wallpaper too! At least I was a good sport about it!

 

[Seamaiden]

LOL.... there used to be A LOT LESS women on here... numbers have increased dramatically tho... Women only account for like 5% of marijuana busts tho, or something like that.. it's a really low number.. so 1.) less women smoke 2.) less women are getting caught.. lol... I'm typically not a big fan of women (much too catty and over reactive for the most part) I'm thinking that if we got more of these women smoking the world could be a more pleasant place..LOL... plus when they do smoke they can teach all those boys out there how to not get caught.. LOL..

MEOW! What the fuck are YOU on about? You bitch!




MEOW! hiss hiss scratch (or something like that)

 

[marijuana~momma]

pffft, pfffffttttttt

 

[Chiceh]

I'm typically not a big fan of women (much too catty and over reactive for the most part) I'm thinking that if we got more of these women smoking the world could be a more pleasant place..LOL... plus when they do smoke they can teach all those boys out there how to not get caught.. LOL..

I tend to hang with more guys then girls for the same reason, the cattiness lol. Hey ya lets rule the world, all the stoner chicks unite, lol.

 

[Lacy]

I deleted all my threads because I had so many and forget about this one.

No I don't think that is weird at all wikid. I am the same way in that I get really horny but right before when I am pms'ingoops:

As far as doing it while having it. Yuck. The sight of blood turns me off so that just wouldn't work for me.

Too bad because yeah .......

Thanks for giving me an answer, lol.

Most girls I know don't want to be touched when they're on their period, like don't want their boyfriend anywhere near them. I actually get a lot hornier when I'm on mine, is that wierd?

 

[Buzzkill]

Well ive never experienced such a thing but might aswell just close my eyes and dive head first into a sea of red.

 

[Chiceh]

I deleted all my threads because I had so many and forget about this one.

No I don't think that is weird at all wikid. I am the same way in that I get really horny but right before when I am pms'ingoops:

As far as doing it while having it. Yuck. The sight of blood turns me off so that just wouldn't work for me.

Too bad because yeah .......

Why did you delete all your threads? What's going on Lacy?

 

[MissBehavin]

Showing some love...

 

[Seamaiden]

Interesting... I just have a hard time making friends, period, although I generally find it easier to make friends with men. It's not because I have a problem with women, but I sure know a lot of 'em have a problem with me. I tend to just say what's on my mind and don't like to play certain kinds of games. Also.. my sense of humor doesn't go over with many women very well.

pffft, pfffffttttttt

Hey.. are you hissing, or farting?

NOT the dreaded and embarrassing queef, I hope!

 

[Lacy]

Why you bitch. I just let one go now


You do realize I was kidding......
About both and my farts smell like roses

Hey.. are you hissing, or farting?

NOT the dreaded and embarrassing queef, I hope!

 

[Lacy]

Oh Wow seamaiden. Yeah I tend to be the exact same way. I usually to outspoken and direct for most women and I had playing those stupid games that many women tend to play.

Yes I have an add sense of humour but then again I am odd.
I laugh at just about anything so I am generally very easily entertained.

I didn't see all of this before SM. That is interesting.

I think I scare most women......but then again I think I scare most men too

Interesting... I just have a hard time making friends, period, although I generally find it easier to make friends with men. It's not because I have a problem with women, but I sure know a lot of 'em have a problem with me. I tend to just say what's on my mind and don't like to play certain kinds of games. Also.. my sense of humor doesn't go over with many women very well.

Hey.. are you hissing, or farting?

NOT the dreaded and embarrassing queef, I hope!

silly women.

 

[Stoney McFried]

I feel the same way....I'm not very femme and I hang out with guys and I call folks pussy if they wimp out....if it wasnt for my addiction to penis I'd make a great lesbian.

Oh Wow seamaiden. Yeah I tend to be the exact same way. I usually to outspoken and direct for most women and I had playing those stupid games that many women tend to play.

Yes I have an add sense of humour but then again I am odd.
I laugh at just about anything so I am generally very easily entertained.

I didn't see all of this before SM. That is interesting.

I think I scare most women......but then again I think I scare most men too


silly women.

 

[Lacy]

Haha. OMG I feel the same way too.
I just don't understand myself because I can be such an in your face type of chick but can also be such a wuss as I am way over-emotional.

I feel the same way....I'm not very femme and I hang out with guys and I call folks pussy if they wimp out...



.if it wasnt for my addiction to penis I'd make a great lesbian.

and yeah to this also BUT the thought of living with another women and both pms'ing at the same time sends chills down my spine and not good ones if you know what I mean.

 

[Stoney McFried]

With all due respect to the men who like it, and to lesbians....I just cannot see how anyone can put their face into a vagina.Just not my thing.

Haha. OMG I feel the same way too.
I just don't understand myself because I can be such an in your face type of chick but can also be such a wuss as I am way over-emotional.

and yeah to this also BUT the thought of living with another women and both pms'ing at the same time sends chills down my spine and not good ones if you know what I mean.

 

[Lacy]

No comment

With all due respect to the men who like it, and to lesbians....I just cannot see how anyone can put their face into a vagina.Just not my thing.

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

LOL.... there used to be A LOT LESS women on here... numbers have increased dramatically tho... Women only account for like 5% of marijuana busts tho, or something like that.. it's a really low number.. so 1.) less women smoke 2.) less women are getting caught.. lol... I'm typically not a big fan of women (much too catty and over reactive for the most part) I'm thinking that if we got more of these women smoking the world could be a more pleasant place..LOL... plus when they do smoke they can teach all those boys out there how to not get caught.. LOL..

I agree with the women thing, I'm not down for the drama. I love knowing where I stand with people, being straight forward. If when you say no it means yes, then bitch, say YES!

....if it wasnt for my addiction to penis I'd make a great lesbian.

lmfao

 

[marijuana~momma]

Interesting... I just have a hard time making friends, period, although I generally find it easier to make friends with men. It's not because I have a problem with women, but I sure know a lot of 'em have a problem with me. I tend to just say what's on my mind and don't like to play certain kinds of games. Also.. my sense of humor doesn't go over with many women very well.

Hey.. are you hissing, or farting?

NOT the dreaded and embarrassing queef, I hope!

Let's just keep ya guessing honey, I will never tell!!! lol.... too damn funny... keep it up ya'll.... We can take over the world, AND RULE!!!