Confessions

april

Pickle Queen
oh April embrace this! Just wait.... two years running I thought I was already 1 year older and told everyone my wrong age all year. On my birthday hub reveals my new age as a gift :) I get to do another year at the same age TA DA! This memory loss shit works! MORE Pot!
Lol as long as u never forgot to sit when u pee ur all good ;) u only get sweeter with each passing yr madame ;)
 

lahadaextranjera

Well-Known Member
Ummmm btdt, no t-shirt, I finally gave up and just slept in the bath tub until I could get into a more indoor ready shape. I'm all polite like that.
You're right, some things have to be lifted up. Yeah, it gets confusing! Remember those body's we wore in the 90's with the poppers. That was a challenge on a night out! :)
 

curious2garden

Well-Known Mod
Staff member
You're right, some things have to be lifted up. Yeah, it gets confusing! Remember those body's we wore in the 90's with the poppers. That was a challenge on a night out! :)
90's you say! I'm still traumatized over the snaps in the crotch from the 70's body shirts. Those were epic failures. You were so trashed and you KNEW you had snaps down there but they eluded you.... oh yes and while I'm ranting when did hip huggers come back? They don't look good and they don't stay up and well hell I'm just going back to shopping military clothing sales. Clothes stay up and I know how to wear them, blouse my boots? You betcha!
 

Indagrow

Well-Known Member
good to see the ladies are finally in here!

So i got into it with my boss at the car lot, not saying i was right, but he was also wrong.. either way i was supposed to talk to him today @ 1:30 to see if i work here anymore or not.. and he left at 1:25 so i texted and called him basically he said I'm not fired we just need to talk... but i had all night to think i was fired got all banged up last night and decided i don't want to do this anymore. Now the other manager is acting like nothing happened, im still sour about the whole disagreement and what he had to say when i stated to bring my termination papers if he is going to let me go. i have given up, i don't want to like steal from them but i know something needs to happen. i already told them i wasn't going to fix the windows for them (i glaze on the side), i was not going to re-wire the sign out front. but my confession is what i actually did haha i contacted everyone i know in the glass industry and black flagged the company saying they owe me an asinine amount of money and are not paying. So its going to be quite the hassle to get this MASSIVE window fixed seems i already contacted everyone in my area that could even handle a job of this scale. The reason to fix the window is there are a lot of fractures in it and it is Very un-safe.. depending upon how today goes i may go on craigslist and post something to the effect of.. come to XXXX sit under this window.. it will fall on you and you can for the most part own the dealership after. i already have on paper i told them to fix it, already been appraised, and im sure some degenerate around here could use a triple digit settlement... i know its a shitty move, but ive been through the ringer for these people bent over backwards and they have the audacity to treat me like a chump? i sense a revolt in the waters, and you talking to the leader.
 

curious2garden

Well-Known Mod
Staff member
good to see the ladies are finally in here!

So i got into it with my boss at the car lot, not saying i was right, but he was also wrong.. either way i was supposed to talk to him today @ 1:30 to see if i work here anymore or not.. and he left at 1:25 so i texted and called him basically he said I'm not fired we just need to talk... but i had all night to think i was fired got all banged up last night and decided i don't want to do this anymore. Now the other manager is acting like nothing happened, im still sour about the whole disagreement and what he had to say when i stated to bring my termination papers if he is going to let me go. i have given up, i don't want to like steal from them but i know something needs to happen. i already told them i wasn't going to fix the windows for them (i glaze on the side), i was not going to re-wire the sign out front. but my confession is what i actually did haha i contacted everyone i know in the glass industry and black flagged the company saying they owe me an asinine amount of money and are not paying. So its going to be quite the hassle to get this MASSIVE window fixed seems i already contacted everyone in my area that could even handle a job of this scale. The reason to fix the window is there are a lot of fractures in it and it is Very un-safe.. depending upon how today goes i may go on craigslist and post something to the effect of.. come to XXXX sit under this window.. it will fall on you and you can for the most part own the dealership after. i already have on paper i told them to fix it, already been appraised, and im sure some degenerate around here could use a triple digit settlement... i know its a shitty move, but ive been through the ringer for these people bent over backwards and they have the audacity to treat me like a chump? i sense a revolt in the waters, and you talking to the leader.
CN and I have had that conversation a time or two :)

mmmmmmm glaze on the side yes...... I'll have 2, thank you. What can't you do?
glazed+doughnuts.jpg
 

ClaytonBigsby

Well-Known Member
Here's one I can share. When I was 18 I went to an auto auction in the sticks of East Texas. It was at an old drive in movie theater and all of the cars had the keys in them so you could start them and drive them a bit to see if the tranny/clutch is good. I was a broke ass living in the projects at the time. There was a sweet 300 zx. At the time they were all the rage and I would have never driven one otherwise, so in my buzzed state I backed that car out, and flew through the gears, dusting all of the other attendees. Fucking hood flies up in my face (because people were looking under it and left it open) and wraps around the top of the car. I steer it into the next open spot and slip out. This is at night and in the far end of the lot. I made my way back to the live auction where they were driving cars through and after a few minutes this guy comes up to me and asks if I was driving that car. Of course I said no. He said a couple of people ID'd me. He asked me who I was with and I said some friends out in back lot looking at other cars. He asked me to wait there and walked off. As soon as he was 50 feet away, I left the place. Yeah, I did that shit.
 

anzohaze

Well-Known Member
My buddy had a friend call for some dank( black feller) I didnt no him but he called my phone( prepaid no name luckly) I told him you sell it I dont no him you do. So he said alright so I gave my friend a qp and oz and my cell phone I am in my infiniti backed up between 2 box trucks my buddy pukks up in the parking lot.(1st redflag he was in no car standing there by himself in a shopping center back parking lot with a walkway path to get back to front parking lot. Anyways he walks up to my friend my friend shows him the dank the black boy punches him he falls to the ground and takes off running thru the cut. I dropoed my car into 1st and hammered in aroubd the building he was getting into a junky camry. They get on folly rd a main rd. And I pull up next to them they look at me(they have never seen me yes 2 of them the get away driver and the gangster) I put my window down picked up my gun and started shooting while driving. I blew out both passanger windows instanly ran out a hole clip 45 caliber rounds 8 In the clip. They hit the brakes and go into a neighborhood. They threw the whole bag of weed out. I stopoed got it. I hammered my car to the floor ran them back down and Started shooting again. They then shot back at me. The emptied there gun and then I charged. I blew out the rear window a front tire rear tire hole in gas tank and many more. They called my phone crying and begging for there life and In the back ground you here me shooting. I put 24 rounds into there car I tried killing them. After that I w
Quickly parked my car in a garage and left it for 4 months. Police were called it was on the news for any info leading to the arrest of a gunman in a car shooting multiple shots in a neighborhood. They had a real basic descript of my car.. but said it was a maxima. I got lucky on this. True story no lie
 

anzohaze

Well-Known Member
When I was youger me and my buddy used to get into fights all the time so we could learn to fight we were 12- 13 we tried jumping an older guy and r
That was a bad idea he whipped both of our asses.
 

curious2garden

Well-Known Mod
Staff member
Much better to be chagrin with a loving spouse than a couple of guys with radio's & such.
We were on our way flying somewhere and he had to go out to his girlfriend's place first. He said wait here for me. So I literally stuck around. I was bored so I found the tequila and lit up. After much tequila and more pot I was a bit peckish and went cruising his kitchen for food. I found a brand new Smithfield ham (still with red bow on it) and I had to actually CLIMB onto the counter to find something sweet. I finally found a bottle of pancake syrup.

Took the ham, syrup to the table and proceeded to polish off a shit load of ham, an entire bottle of Aunt Jemima and the tequila. Last shot of pancake syrup (slamming tequila/pancake syrup), in slow mo the chair went backwards. I was to fucked up to move and the rest of the pancake syrup leaked into my hair. By morning I was like a fly on fly paper.

Morale to that story is NEVER tell me to make myself at home unless you are really certain you mean it and yes we still went flying but he had to clean me up.
 

Indagrow

Well-Known Member
^ heard that confession before misslady

i still haven't even thought of buying Christmas presents. It's hard for me to judge how much others will spend on me, because that's really the goal is to spend exactly the same amount at the other person. Otherwise there is just an imbalance and no real holiday to get things back in balance until next year.
 
Top