Ahhh, c'mon! There are plenty of guys around here older than that who compete in something or another. I know this wirey old English guy who runs competitively alllll the time, I think he's about 60. He also travels all around to compete in stair running races. I had never heard of it, they just race to the top of shit, the Empire State Building for instance. Anyways, you could be like the group sage or something lol there's gotta be other people around here that think it's fun to get loaded and ride their bike a hundred miles or swim or run or or or...