Well, I've been chemically castrated
and humiliated through electro shock therapy, jail rape, and finally re-rehabilitated
(I re-offended 4 times before) thanks to the great doctors and my buddy Walter Bellhaven
. Walter is a shining star in the skies of convicted pedophiles and throws a really great dinner party.
I don't believe in marijuana use
, nor do I condone
it. But I am writing a book on the subject and have to mingle with you potheads to get the information I need to finish my book
. I'm sure none of you stone heads
will ever remember speaking with me, and if you do you'll probably forget the details anyway.
For me life is a rich adventure that's better without any fat chicks.
Oh yes, and I really enjoy going to Disneyland by myself at least once a year.