Marijuana User

A talking "RG-400 Smart Towel" manufactured by Tynacorp. The exact details of my creation are hopelessly confused, but I was apparently genetically engineered to be an alien spying weapon, and was stolen by a paramilitary group before I simply "got high and just sort of wandered off" to South Park, Colorado. I speak in a high-pitched voice, and I am usually seen either giving towel-related advice to the citizens of South Park or, more often, getting high on marijuana. I constantly remind the people of South Park, "Don't forget to bring a towel!" Then, after an awkward pause, I ask the subjects, "You wanna get high?" So I'm told anyway, I can't remember a thing.
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Towel Safety Instructor

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