Recent content by Noyfb parry

Duh yes people said that multiple times, including one person who said use anal but women r fortunate enough we can just use vag and that's good enuff

Ppps they've never mentioned the test containing lube (from the condom) but if they do, my excuse will be that i had sex last night, which is funny as hell cuz im a lez, but any excuse will do, as long as they pass me who gives a phuck right lol

Pps if your pissing for a family doc who prescribes narcotics to you, put the condom under your LEFT boob cuz I've had a close call before where he did a general physical exam, poking around my liver n gall bladder, which is on the right side. I actually did have a condom under my right...

Ps the ice pack i carry is Large, not a little one, ya need a large one that would be convincing enough to drop your temp

Hello everybody, i just had to create an account here to add my 2 cents. I'm a female with a lot of experience passing observed and unobserved drug tests. Everybody failed to mention using the microwave, which is why i had to create an account lol i warm it up in a coffee cup for 15...