rastamouse420

mostly all people on this forum are wankers they like to take the piss and make you feel bad about how your growing they dont really wanna help I tried to delete my account but i cant I will just stay logged out I hope all the people who was rude to me or unhelpful die of a sickness in pain and slowly I wish I had the chance to meet you face to face so I could RIP your teeth out with plyers. fuck the lot of you. cun

If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours, followed by a global food shortage.

Me: “I only smoke weed because of Cancer.”
Mom: “You don’t have Cancer!”
Me: “So it’s working…”

What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

It’s pretty strange, doctors are now prescribing cannabis for arthritis sufferers…
I mean, the definition of arthritis is “inflammation of the joints”

You know, you can go to jail for weed.” “Wait, jail sells weed?!”

Apparently smoking cannabis can affect your short term memory
Well if that’s true, what do you think smoking cannabis does?

A cop asks the guy, “How high are you?” The guy responded with, “No, officer. It’s ‘Hi, how are you.’ “