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well, now that it's 2012 and the world government is taking a major shit, I will abstain from more PCP use. I need my last brain cells

The last Three things I remember were, driving a new chevy cavalier down an offramp in Philadelphia at 65 mph while carrying multiple wetted passengers, then closing my eyes and seeing the inside of my skull, oh, and voices told me I am God. Yes, PCP is fucking epic neurotoxic stuff. I didn't...

Are you fucking kidding me??????? I smoked almost an ounce of PCP in 2002 and then I went to the state hospital and never came back. Are you fucking KIDDDDDDING????? Hmm, I would kill to live that epic psychological juicyness once again. I smoked gravity bongs of PCP, lol

You guys are the only reason I visit this site. I could care less about pot info, I buy heavy sacks.

wtf is an MXE ?

my ex Girlfriend used to hold onto my boxers while I was in jail for marijuana related crimes. She told me how my huge sack remnant odors would give her the willl to get out of bed and live the real world without my throbbing presence in her life

LOL! What poop-pinching american could resist dingleberries for their rear view mirror?

You guys gotta be shitting me.

That's right Chronic. when my underwear can no longer contain my hulkish manhood thanks to holes the size of sewer manhole covers, I throw it in the volcano and vape my man stink. Mmmmmmmmmmm, epic lung freshener after smoking blunts of dank.

The whole system stinks. USA needs a diaper change but noone wants to fucking do it. Hmmm Oh well, World War III will shake the terdlets off of america's ass without a doubt. Good luck men and women of USA. I hope you have AMMO, RATIONS, and a PRAYER, oh and lots of doobs. Peace :kiss-ass

Who wouldn't smell their own accumulated man stink? As long as it hadn't been adulterated by the odors of masturbatory lubricants and spent semen or the dreaded "diarrhea fart", why not sniff away? Mmmm, smells hella better than other people's stuff anyway.

You guys are pioneers for leaving RIU while it is sinking. I wish USA citizens would have started leaving the country since Dumba... I mean Deputy George W. Bush started running the federal toilet of america. I live outside and just fucking fine, and there are ounces of kush to smoke for each...

Leave it to Urca to be the one to start such a hilarious dilemma thread. Urca, I never hated you and I never trolled your home page. The scandals that have arisen from your posts are quite entertaining none the less. The brown scatter problem is pretty dire I might add. Trap that poopy...

I want to like this nugget of nutty humor, but sadly, the website is running strangely these days, and there are no likes. WTF!!!!! I dare not say anything funny again if likes are gone

The problem is, there is a toilet in the same room with the main server database. Potroast had come down with some mean Taco Bell afterbirth while drunk and he vomited all over the marijuana database hard disks by accident. Then we drew a penis and other cool stuff with permanent marker on his...

One time I was constipated for 3 days. Shitting in the shower is a shore fire way to give birth to the most massive log of shit possible without lubes, thanks to hot water and mist and stuff. Probably some constipated fool gave birth to a massive rocky mountain load in your shower and maybe it...

did you get HPS 4100 K USE IT! great lamp In my opinion. I have 4 150 watters

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what I said means NO. stop trying to pretend that I care so you think your delusions about some guy on RIU are true, but they are just delusions.

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