So its shaped like an 80s action figure so you can attract 45 yr old virgins to it. Got it.
"OMG new in box, never opened, mint condition, GI Joe shaped penis. I'm all over it"
Patriot missiles are there for defense. They're range wouldn't hit Russia. It looks good but they don't pose a real threat. It threatens past boundaries of Russia's speheres of influence. Mostly symbolic.
Putin will give Trump that as long as he keeps feeding them the voter rolls.
You must have dementia like your Trumpito. He got his ass handed to him regularly, that's why he disappeared. He liked to brag about how much weight he moved while he donated to the police department.