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Managed to get through Mother's Day brunch without a single fistfight.

You caught me. I admit it. It was me all along!

*wan

Hipster.

It was me, I know. Either the sight or the smell. Goddamn.

The buckskins in my area used to do this shite where they would poison an axe and hit all the trees with it. They'd come back next year and they would all be dead and could be pushed over. Well, they use a chainsaw now, you should try it.

Went to church. Praise Jesus!

How are they ever gonna replace him for the next one?

Bubbles had to choke a greasy trailer park bitch. Don't be messin with the kitties

40 posts in and I still haven't gotten my promised erection.