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Now now. Don't get edgy. They're just givin' you shit.

Hide yo wives! Hide yo husbands! They rapin' everyone up in here! :p

New Mexico accent. I don't know how else to describe it. Sometimes I sound Latino, sometimes I sound Native, most of the time I sound like an old western.

Time to break out the cigars! LOL

The real question is how many vehicles do you go through with that kind of mileage?

Please tell me you're going to have internet access. I can't imagine a weekend without your bi-troller posts. :p

Restaurant storeroom (don't ask) golf course at Tamarron Resort north of Durango (golf courses seem to be popular places for clandestine sex) the rooftop of the Santa Fe Inn in Santa Fe (it was part of the presidential suite). I was young and stupid. :p

I had a friend in college whose last name was Prince. He poked me with a fork at lunch one day and I looked at him and said, "Now I can say I've been forked by a prince." He didn't appreciate it. Probably due to the fact that I yelled it and we were at BYU. Some people have no sense of humor.

Mine came back. It was rode hard and put away wet.

Nope! I can send you a picture of it if you like. :) Although, I doubt he has the wood to make the large spoon. Mine is the size of a regular ladle.

A fish like that would eat my skinny ass. I hope it chokes on the bone too. The one he made for me is beautiful. I can't bring myself to use it. It's hanging on the wall in the kitchen. :p

Sacred fecal spheres that's a big fucking fish! :o

I wanted to start a thread the other day with the title, I Hate Uncle Buck. Then I was going to rant about me trying out the tetris game and now I'm hooked and I can't get above 8,000 which frustrates the Hershey squirts out of me. Damn you, UB!! Damn you to Jewish Hell (aka Christian Heaven).

Running first thing in the morning. It's always a little rough on the start but once I get into my rhythm it's great. I always stop by the river before I head back and watch the ducks and geese. I usually have my backpack with my camera and try to get some good shots. Working outside. I...

not unobserved, just ignored. LOL

Dude! Don't blaspheme. Your immortal soul is at stake... wait a minute.... suuuuure that's what I meant.. yep... you got it. :p

What kind of girls did you grow up with? :o

Two more days until payday. Thank the good lord Jesus and all his fixtures. :)