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If I wanted group hugs and happy smiley people I would've watched a rerun of Friends. You're my South Park, snap out of it :D

Fuck me, I've walked into the girls' room... Awwww everybody's all lurved up tonight, I can feel a group hug coming on ;-) Sorry to hear about the insomnia, Unlucky, get that meself, the only reason I smoke basically. The year after I was nearly killed, I went for up to 15 days with literally...

I've only met Russian prostitutes. Lovely girls most of them. They all whip out pics of their little kids back in Russia and I get all sisterly and protective and indignant on their behalf and try to get them a "proper" job but erm they just humour me and get back to work. I guess no job I...

This country is cold. I'm still not quite sure whether I like the cold or not. I think maybe possibly I do. Easy to get warm, fuckin nightmare to cool off when it's 2 am and so hot/ humid that you can't get dry after a shower... Yeah, give me cold any day *huddling in black hooded Darth Vadar...

Because I'm a girl. This is the one time I play the gender card with no shame whatsoever. I hate squats and lunges and similar torture. I like to be sitting/ lying down with cordless headphones watching South Park while working out. It helps me pretend I'm not really doing any work.

. Hey it was definitely one of u boys who reminded me about the Brat (I tend to forget I'm a mum otherwise). I'm still no closer to my home gym. Found a wicked CBR 1250 for a steal though.

You're joking, right? Seriously? Shite, I thought I could get jail time for an oz of green. I've been getting all adrenaline-swamped for nothing. People lie to me. They told me anything above a 10-quid baggie will get me jail time. They lied. Shit, I could have grown an orchard by now :-0 I'm...

*spraying tea over brand-new monitor* I just read the bit about wannabe gangsters. Ow ow OWCH I've got cramp now. Hmm. Unlucky? You're right, there's that whole sucking thing going on in 80% of the posts. My fault for saying she has balls, if so - somebody seems to have a bizarre obsession with...

Who is Brewing Up and where does he live? I'm bored and I've always wanted to try out my drill on real live kneecaps.

There's an appetizing vision while eating chocolate truffles *gagging* TTT, clear yr inbox. I don't want ten minutes of stoned typing to be wasted. Took me hours to find the - key. I may have given up and used the = key, now I come to think of it (I recently switched a few keys on my keyboard...

Hey hey what happened to the ankle tags?! Prices: from the perspective of a buyer/ smoker rather than a grower, I'd happily give up chocolate for a week or two to pay a little extra for stuff grown by somebody I know is passionate about growing good stuff. Once I'm happy with grower/ seller/...

And this is my reward for suffering the humiliation of walking into o2 and demanding access to Over 18 sites :D :P Awesome. Ankle tags. Who needs TV when you've got RIU?

Whatever happened to people just smoking and chilling and talking crap about erm crap? This site has just been reported as an attack site. Literally, since I last posted. Firefox nearly wept when I insisted on accessing it anyway. What's wrong with people tonight? I'm off to spark up again...

I totally understood *nods wisely*

No prob Chedz, u can make it up to me *lots of heavy winking*

Chedz did u reply to my home gym q? (See this is the fourth reason they'll never make ME mod :P)

Ah please make her mod pleeeease, the idea has totally made my day :P And talk about the Pot-head calling the kettle blonde. Don't knock her cos she's hot, at least she has balls as well as boobs. *in the blonde joke sense, that is...

It's pervs like u that have got this site rated XXX :cuss: Hold on, Don posts porn every Friday? How come I missed it?!

*gloomily* ditto.

A mate came up from London over the weekend with a brand-new dongle, all part of my master plan to buy bitcoins (not going to try THAT on my phone). OK now I have a ridiculous issue. I got the dongle, an O2 dongle, ok? Waited till mate had gone to sleep then jumped on laptop and downloaded...