Shadow People are indeed scary. There's one location I frequent where I see them on a regular basis... darting behind furniture and down dark halls.
I try to not get freaked the fuck out, but it's hard...
There was a frost warning last night... and it looks like clouds have moved in...
And I was gonna solar rip this afternoon, too. FUCKIN' MICHIGAN WEATHER!!!
Ah, but it's against human nature to 'live and let live'. Most fat people have just developed a tolerance to this sort of thing... but it's still annoying as fuck...