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gonna steal that theyre blue as the water in my toilet line. well done my friend

is the blue ocean trapped within your beautiful blue eyes because i want to go swimming in it are your blue eyes sweet like blueberries? cus i want to eat the fuck out of it

would you rather have a 500 pound fat guy be on top of you fucking you or have a dog lick your pussy for 5 minutes. if shes answers dog licking pussy, shes into beastiality so you should stay away from her on the other hand, if she answers a 500 pound fat guy, shes not vain, not into looks...

heres a good one... i stay busier than a cucumber in a womans prison... assuming if they dont eat the cucumber instead they use it as a dildo

bravo

nice rhymes my man

do you want to be my friend? i have no friends

you would be shadow boxing and the shadow wins and beats you up every time. why would i even bother if you cant even beat up a shadow?

i would hide all of the chairs in the house just so that you can sit on my face

i like that. clever

hallucinations so real its like watching a movie in a theater with popcorn

that really hurts my feelings you unoriginal sesame street ass oscar the grouch living in a trash can mother fucker

hahaha okay i will

he said under there... then i was like under where (underwear)...

these sexual innuendos are turning me on... am i gay?

im not suicidal.. someone else was.. i tried to help

tried to help a fellow schizophrenic suicidal human being. gave him my number and offered him a job if he needed help to pay the bills.

so nice, you gotta say it twice