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I cleaned the kitchen, bathroom, and laundry. Was going to game and enjoy my might off but the dog ate my ps4 controller. I'm going to smoke the last of my weed and try to watch Netflix... If my internet is feeling generous enough (satellite rural internet) The wolfenstein. 60/40 wolf...

Heard he cried in court. None of this matters really. He's going to club fed where he'll have access to a swimming pool and tennis court.

Spork

Damn, whelp I tried

High enough to avoid your bullshit.

This a was about a year ago, but I was feeding the goats and smoking. Because you can't have be upset after getting high and playing with goats. I go out to the barn, time up, put my sack in my cargo pocket and went into the goat pen. As im putting out hay I feel a tugging my pants. This is...

Just moved into this house so im still discovering things about it. For instance my walk in closet only opens from the outside. I go in to smoke a bowl when I see a contractors truck come in up the drive ( there's a window in the closet). I go to open the door and the knob just unscrews...

Trying to decide my first grow and one strain comes to mind... Unfortunately I don't know what it is. About 13 years ago I nicked a bud from my dads stash and it was the best high I've ever had. The bud was long and skinny, medium density and was deep purple through out. The high was extreme...

I'm planning my first outdoor grow (or grow period) this spring... I know its early, but I want to be prepared. Im moving too is BFE in the next week or 2. A place where I'll be on 6acres surrounded by woods and my only neighbors are corn and soybean crops. So im thinking of growing my own...

I just had a thought... Nobody has a choice on where they're born or even being born in general. Nobody has a choice in the fact that shelter is pretty essential for survival. Yet we have to pay to keep a roof over our heads or be forced to live on the streets, where you can be arrested for...

So I'm sitting out in my backyard enjoying a bowl, when this bumble bee comes flying at me. It flays into my chest and falls in my lap. Then it just lays on its back for a second before rolling over and flying away.

My high school principal had a PHD. Guy was a total ass, and got shitty if you called him "Mr." Seriously one time a parent called him while I was in his office. "No this is not Mr. Yattayatta. This is 'Dr.' yattayatta. Now how can I address your call" And he always had to emphasize the "Dr."...

I used to have a rooster that would attack me everytime I went into the chicken coop. One day I got pissed off at the little bastard and through a hammer at him. Well he limped away and kind of fell over in the corner. He was still alive, but I didn't want him to suffer so I went to take him to...

fo sho. Still nowhere near what I'm worth, but hey it's a step in the right direction.

I got a raise today. Fuck yeah!

Anyone else get scatterbrained when they're out of smoke? Like I've been out since thursday and the last two days, I've been forgetful, unfocused, and my mind doesn't seem to want to slow down or shut the fuck up for 5 minutes. I smoke more for medicinal purposes rather than just getting high...

lol that's why I cut my lobes facing towards my face. That way when they ripped they'd rip towards my face and not split. Hurt like fuck, but I cleaned like any other piercing and it healed up fine.

I used to lance my own syst and boils and whatnot. I've also cut off hunks of skin (biggest was about ans inch in diameter).. To gauge my ears I made a taper out of a plastic cup, tape, and lube. Cut my ear on the inside toward my face. Rammed the taper through my ears, placed the plug, cut...

Do not provoke the man who hears voices and sharpens the knives in the kitchen.

My boss actually told me to go get high in the parking lot today. I have a weird job.