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His racist ass will be missed.

Put on some Pink Floyd, rub his tummy, and start looking for a doggie rehab center. Good boy.

Where do I get some of this nectar?

Co-sign

Someone please pour me a tall glass of breast milk please. Make that Cambodian breast milk, please

Ever wonder why humans drink cow's milk like it's going out of style? Most people would look at you crazy if you walked around sipping on a pint of your fellow humans milk but find it perfectly normal for you to sip on some animals milk. What gives?

Congrats, it sounds like you just hit the jack pot.

Yessica is omnipotent and her baked goods are hellapotent

You would barely scratch the surface of some of that ass, with your little pink willie.

I was thinking about this the other day, one thing you can do that helps break you negativity is to compliment or say something nice to people. If that goes against your nature and makes you feel uncomfortable then that's even better.

After smoking a lot of concentrates, the mouthpiece of my pen get's quite a bit of resin accumulated. Whenever I scrape it and vape the residue, it doesn't seem to vape that well and doesn't seem too potent like one would expect. Since there should be no tar from vaping what is in the residue?

Someone call the police, this thread has been hijacked!!

Ya, I thought about that. Oh well, I'm not into anything interesting anyways, I mostly just reminisce on the old days.

Hi guys, here is a report I wrote which basically summarizes my approach to fitness. It's good for beginners or people who have a difficult time finding motivation to go to workout.

Oh, thank you. I've never even noticed that. Is it new? I will post in there as well but the Toke and Talk is my main sub forum so I figured I would share with my friends.

I would never piss into a cup unless I was certain I was clean. Use synthetic piss if at all possible, at least that's my opinion.

If anyone in here has wanted to get into shape but doesn't 't know where to start, here is a free fitness report that I think could help you.

I think it's funny.

Remember that time you farted and then blamed it on me? That was fucked up.

They call me Long Shot and I'm a crack shot with my nut. I can nut in a bitches eye from two blocks down.