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    Professor Membrane's Patented Microwave Quick-Dry

    Many of you are already screaming at me, calling me a novice, a hack, or worse, but I say only read on, for this technique has reached validation after strict scrutiny by multiple parties. Let me also say hello to all my loyal fans, followers, and students, the final move to our Center for...
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    An Introduction to Germination

    Seed Germination is the process by which the inactive plant material stored within a seed is activated & encouraged to begin growth. You must keep in mind that while a hard seed is essentially in stasis and can survive for long periods with little care, a germinating seed is coming back to life...
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    "Practical LSD Manufacture" Spread this document!!!

    LSD has become a rare and often dangerous thing in today's world. Home chemists who cut their teeth on methanphetamines think they have the skills & knowledge needed to make this amazing chemical compound, but if they had just taken 2 hours to read this book, the country would be awash in pure...
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    Cost-Effective, User Friendly Vertical Expansion of Limited Vegetative Space

    Vertical Expansion of Limited Vegetative Space with Cost Effective Shelving & Linear Florescent Fixtures Greetings in the name of Science! Professor Membrane here documenting the sweet Botany of indoor Cannabis production for the benefit of mankind! No medicinal compound on Earth has been...
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    The Professor Arrives!

    Long have I dedicated myself to being the savior of mankind, and now Professor Membrane takes on a new challenge, Medical Cannabis production! With the vast resources available through the Membrane Foundation & the Anti-Santa Arsenal, we have made it possible to provide patients with Medical...
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