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“I didn’t see you at camouflage drill this morning corporal” “Oh, thank you very much sir”

You and lawyer are the only survivors of an airplane crash in the jungle. You mange to find a gun in the wreckage which has 2 bullets. You hear some noises in the trees, and you see a man eating tiger, a dangerous bear, and a snake. What do you do ? Shoot the lawyer twice, just to make sure.

Two conspiracy nuts end up at the gates of heaven before God. God says to them "You may ask any question of me." The first man asks "Was the Maui fire started by a space laser to clear out residents so the rich could buy up all the land?" God says "No my child. It was a combination of poor...

Two guys grow-up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf, and head for lunch. "Where you wanna go?" "Hooters." "Why Hooters?" "They have those servers...

Thanks. I already use a mister spray on my outdoor for spider mites: - cayenne pepper - fresh chilli - crushed garlic in oil I blender that in some water. Then strain. - then add liquid dishwasher I did a quick google ... (for mealybug solutions) ... for sure the isopropyl shows up at the...

Mealybugs suck, period. Looks like a f---ing alien parasite. Thanks for those great pics and diagnosis @Sigourney_GG4. Great warning signs. Now I know what to keep an eye out for.

That's Monday ... not Wednesday.