Over a period of approximately 40 mins I translated a modern American rap artists hit song lyrics into standardized English, a feat comparable to that of the dead sea scrolls, and now I publish findings
Enjoy
Original lyrics
I fucked my money up, damn
Now I can't re-up
Ran up in his...
mine would have to be this secluded ass beach in the city where only a few people knew of and anything went.
but then some bastards made it a public beach.
Since i couldnt find one on here about festies i thought shit might as well start one
So let it rip, from Burning Man to Belle Madre, any fucked up or crazy stories or just good times, whatever.
Fuck People who steal plants. just shows how fuckin lazy they are, cant even put in the hard work required so they take shortcuts
i personnally find "hard work" is more rewarding in the end
These quotes were taken from actual Federal (US) employee performance evaluations...
"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."
"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity"
"I would not allow this employee to breed"
"This...
Wow some of you cease to amaze me.
Beleive what ever the hell you want all i say is never resort to violence unless under attack your self. It didnt take god or allah speaking to me to figure that one out. And if your foreal going to go after people because there opinion conflicts yours your...
I dont know if this was told but i found it funny
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the...
Yeah i just realized there a stone slab odstructing any tranplant since im pretty sure the roots are all spread out underneath it now.
Im thinking about just goin rambo and camping with her for the next three weeks but that might be a little rash
So i got a 4 foot tree growin, female:clap:, just entered flowerin a few dayz ago and it has recently come to my attention that some of the shady people that i kno have found out about it.
so knowing this im am very paranoid that some of these fool are goin to jack me.
i was thinkin transplant...