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what... dafuck

I have been using this for as long as i can remember and didnt kno it. I always turn every situation into a positive and never pay any attention to the negetive. whenever im about to do something that needs my attention ive always been able to focus and get it done. now that i kno that im using...

These two guys go two wedding to pick up girls to fuck them then one guy falls in love with a chick.

lmao thats epic

Highschool sucks ass.

great advice. the only way to move on is to move on

ive had a gun pointed at me twice. ive been shot at. ive been in a truck that was doin a drive by. ive been jumped. ive been jacked but ive never been under a knife

dude u must be loaded ur always giving away free shit. Can you mail me twenty dollars for weed? my birthday is on the 10th. my address is 9655 chimney hill lane apt 2130 dallas tx 75243 thanks

Maybe the fish lived and will grow into mutant in the sewer and come back for you.

idk what black people say. hmmm. i dnt believe ur black but it would be funny as fuck if u were. ive always imagined u as a old white guy.

"odd" is such a white guy word

that looks like some great weed.

thats what im sayn. if im drunk im either fucking a bitch or partying or both. im sure as hell not sitting in front of a computer screen typing about how drunk i am. dafuq? fuq that

dafuq. Mo pussy fa me

im chilln with my gf. its her birthday too

Ive learned to live from the inside out. To give everyone a chance and to believe I can do anything.

laughing my fucking awesome ass off

This is true. I hate gettn high when i gotta go shit. I like gettn high without any interuptions.

i have a cat and a dog. my cat is so cool. He doesnt give a fuck about shit but food.