Oh, yeah, crack. Always a good choice. /sarcasm/
As Denis Leary said, only in America is cocaine not good enough. Hey, let's make a drug that will destroy my life and make my heart explode. Yay!
Hey guys and gals. I'm a new grower. Finally got tired of smoking the dirt weed that always seems to pop up around here. Haven't seen a white hair on pot since college. So, I'm figuring the only way my stoner ass is going to get quality is by growing it myself. Just a personal stash, you...
1. To win the lottery or some such thing, so that I am well-off to rich financially and don't need to work, and can spend my time growing, smoking, and spending time with the kids I'll have someday.
2. To be face-deep in Jessica Alba.