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  1. MrRoboto

    Broward County officers don't enter school to confront shooter

    Let it be known that UB is a pussy. Just like that cop.
  2. MrRoboto

    Should RIU ever be Absent

    I saw a great idea in the toaster thread a while back. I believe it was Gary who advertised a toaster on it's side as a grilled cheese maker. The grilled part came out nicely. The cheese, however, is still in the toaster. I want a refund. *Edit - I found the inspiration.
  3. MrRoboto

    I think I’m screwed

    Send us a picture of the broken part. (I'm under the assumption you aren't much of a mechanic) It could be as simple as a ball joint. Many repairs can be done with a simple tool set, a big hammer, and YouTube.
  4. MrRoboto

    I think I’m screwed

    Sell the beater for scrap. That should get you a few more dollars.
  5. MrRoboto

    Air Force One's new refrigerators cost $24 million

    It's a top of the line cooler. It practically makes it's own ice.:hump:
  6. MrRoboto

    Unlimited messages from gods or unlimited short dicks

    1. Ask gods how many dicks.
  7. MrRoboto

    2 dead in school shooting in KY

    My daddy taught me real good about gun safety. I did some dumb shit with a gun when I was young. I teach my kids all about gun safety. I trust my kids not to do anything dumb with guns.
  8. MrRoboto

    2 dead in school shooting in KY

    Some people call it a pistola. I call it a pistol.
  9. MrRoboto

    2 dead in school shooting in KY

    Momma always said life is like a box of cheap Russian ammunition. You never know what you're gonna get.
  10. MrRoboto

    2 dead in school shooting in KY

    Right on brother. You tell all those dummies. This is how me an mine was raised. The tooth fairy brought all my yungins a pistola. And that pistol is to keep em safe. And I teach em keep that gun under their pillow, right where the tooth fairy left it. Ya never know when they might need it...
  11. MrRoboto

    2 dead in school shooting in KY

    What changed between then and now? Children aren't allowed to carry a pocket knife anymore. Schools should be safer, but...
  12. MrRoboto

    2 dead in school shooting in KY

    This addresses the symptoms. In my opinion the root cause is the deterioration of the American family. I grieve for the victims. I also feel sorry for the individual pulling the trigger. Must have been a fucked up life to make that kind of decision.
  13. MrRoboto

    2 dead in school shooting in KY

    What do you suggest? I keep my own weapons and ammunition locked in a safe. Proper parents like yourself should solve this and many other problems. The state can't provide or replace that.
  14. MrRoboto

    Tom Petty dead at 66. RIP

    Crazy sucker was touring on a broken hip. Fentanyl mixed with more prescription pain meds led to accidental overdose.
  15. MrRoboto

    Screw it, shut it down

    I wouldn't recommend doing it solely for tax purposes, but the wife and kids are my favorite chapter in life thus far.
  16. MrRoboto

    Screw it, shut it down

    Dems, please stop sending federal money to support these bums. Thanks, Rural conservative voter.
  17. MrRoboto

    And today's Darwin award winner is.....................

    Reminds me of beer goggles and the next morning.
  18. MrRoboto

    Man with world’s largest penis is now registered disabled

    Well ya. Singlemalt did all that work searching humongous Mexican cock...
  19. MrRoboto

    Man with world’s largest penis is now registered disabled

    Check out the jizz on his belly in the top pic.
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