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I'd probably be Bullwinkle. You?

I'm like a PEZ dispenser of relief

That's awesome- I've never been on deck when we fired our 5" 54 guns, but I've seen Tartar missiles and ASROCs launched

When it comes to tequila, I prefer 100-proof bourbon Jim Seals and Dash Crofts were in The Champs

I found the female dead the next day

I'm all out of butterfly pics- all I've got left is mantises fucking on my garage wall

Katydid on one of our roses

I got a haircut today- my friend's wife cuts hair at a retirement facility and only charges me $10 I gave her a head of organically grown red leaf lettuce as a tip

I used to see mothers spanking their unruly child in front of the grocery store when there were ashtrays at the ends of aisles

I can hear pretty good if I can see your lips moving That's why I hate ventriloquists, especially if they're talented

Many years ago my grandmother thought she was having a heart attack and said "Charles! I'm having a heart attack, call the paraplegics!"

That made me think of Captain Darling from Blackadder

ALL of them, apparently

I'm in a 15gal. pot so things take effect quickly I'm very tired so I wish everyone a good night and a better tomorrow

Just got back from up north- the birds are fine and my plant was just a little wilty but it's been overcast here so not too bad- gave her some water and she bounced right back. I can't believe how fast these plants react.

Lady Napsalot left Thursday to visit her sister in Vernonia so I've been reverting to bachelor mode for the last couple of days Pretty much all the leftovers in the fridge are gone, which is good I'm going up tomorrow for my BIL's birthday- our pet birds are going to have to spend a day and a...

I just took my shoes off for the day and man does it feel good

I was all set to be an "assistant astronomer" at the Pine Mtn. observatory outside Bend, OR in 1980, then Reagan axed the program