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I'm adjusting to the new sound of the toilet flushing

I got the utility bill yesterday and the water usage was higher than normal so I went looking for a water leak- it turned out to be the water inlet valve for my toilet was leaking and dripping down the overflow tube So I got a new water inlet valve and installed it today and now everything is...

She looks like Cindy from the B-52s

I can see with my eyes closed

If you matched the hours of darkness it might work

Anything that has the words "Blended" and "Canadian" in it's description can be damn near anything

I don't- Jack Daniels is hogwash

900 miles a year is like 2.4 miles every fucking day that's what cars are for

The bible's attempt to personify and define god is contradictory to say the least

undocumented immigrants pay millions into social security that they'll never be able to access because they don't actually have a valid SSN Same with Federal income tax and any state income tax

Controlling oneself is overrated

I'm so old I fart dust, young scoundrels!

Fuck Donald Trump's "plans" for America

There's always been bugs that attacked my plants some have done more damage than others but none have ruined my shit by an appreciable measure

I've got too much stuff at this point I'm never going to use any of the NOS parts for old German turntables that I hoarded years ago

My wife got laid off for several months during The covid and was getting an extra $600 a week on top of her unemployment payments and it wasn't taxable

I started taking my social security when I turned 65 I turned 67 last Saturday

Looks good to me! in ~1986 I worked a brief stint at an auto upholstery shop in Las Vegas, mostly doing trim work and final detailing, and one time I was cleaning up after a new top had been fitted on a pristine white-on-white '70s Eldorado convertble when I remarked to a co-worker that my...

I gave someone their first point :mrgreen: