A story about “Bob”.

JonBomb

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There once was a couple bag seeds that sprouted. The ganga farmer called them “bob” or bobs plural. They started growing beautiful dreads to the farmer’s amazement. The farmer looked at bobs and said “y’all guna grow up like pimps covered in bitches ready to get this money. Bobs grew slow due to lack of clear Sunny sky’s but were strong and healthy.
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As bobs became teenagers in the vegetative stage. The farmer noticed they were starting to develop as puberty was coming soon. Bob1 didn’t have a smell but bob2 smelled like already. Since they both were growing to be different strains in the game the farmer named bob1 “One Love” and bob2 “Pimpers Paradise”. After 2-3 months it became a clear that “one love” Was indeed a female. But sadly “pimpers paradise” had balls.
So he was killed.
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At this point the farmer bought a tent, light, and air system to better suit “bob”. Bobs light schedule changed to 12/12 at the end of August. He was grow and ready to start pimpin these bud bitches After 4-5 weeks into flower bob had some pretty bitches on deck everywhere.
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Bob got burned a lil from too much nutrients.
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And it was incredibly hard for the farmer to maintain stable temp and humidity levels. And the damn timer was messing up light schedules. This causing bob to try and become a teenager again. Here he is 7-8 weeks into flower and He starts to vegetate again. So the farmer fixed the light, dialed in the climate. Slapped bob and told him to grow the fuck up.
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At this pint the uneducated farmer pulled half the bud bitches from bob to dry and cure. While bob continued to get even more thick juicy bitches. The farmer seems to have pulled the first half too soon. After drying these buds seem underage. From the pics they look ok. But after trimming leaves there’s damn near nothing left. It’s really light and airy. And the branches started to snap after just 4 days. I jarred some at 5 days as the stems snapped. Another at 7 days as the stems snapped. Again at 10 days and the last will be jarred at 14 days.
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At this point bob is still out there pimpin more thick sexy buds. The farmers going to give him a couple more weeks. But low and behold the farmer noticed something one of bobs bitches was carrying. It was a seed!!! after searching all these hoes the farmer found that bob let a few of them get pregnant. So the farmer started aborting each seed one by one with magnifying glass n tweezers.
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here we are the end of October. Yes there’s a few seeds. “Bob Jr.s”. The buds look pretty good. Just leafy. Kind of light not very dense at all. Except for one. It’s like a 3 year old kids fist . Yet there is still only a plant green smell to these bitches. They don’t have a familiar marijuana dank smell.

sorry it’s long.
 

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