Ah shit I have a pee test coming up!

smokajoe

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RIU what do you recommend? I need to pass this test anyone have any favorite products, by the way I wont just quit smoking lol
 

choop

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wear compression shorts like the kind u use that hold a cup in it for a sport or something but just wear the shorts and put clean piss in a condom and put it under ur ball sack for at least 20 min before the test so its body temp.. wear a shirt with a breast pocket. put a sewing needle in ur breast pocket. when about to piss, snag the needle real fast and the motion of pulling the condom out from ur "underwear" makes it look like ur just grabbing ur dick. poke hole in condom, squeeze, put condom back in shorts. walk out like a mufuggin GANGSTAA.
 
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