Amsterdam trip

Hey all- this June I'm headed to the dam of Amster for a week. After that I'm heading further East, but I thought I'd buy a pack of seeds and stealth ship them to myself back in the states in a box of other stuff. That way I don't have to deal with the paranoia/stress most people have to deal with when ordering.

I prefer the sativa energy-high, but HAte when you get that (I have no other way to describe it) crystal-induced-high-frequency-buzz-headache when you've taken a few too many tokes. Also since I'm doing it for my first indoor grow and have read that sativas are a little less manageable I'm gonna go for a hybrid.

I'm putting this up for you to critique my idea (trans: am I a foolhardy tool for trying to mail myself seeds). PM me instead of posting if there's 'sensitive' advice you'd have for this procedure.
Also, has anyone been to Amsterdam and has a fave smoke shop/ seed store?

I would suggest the stoehendge from Sagamartha seeds it's a cambodian sativa cross - great high like your flying. The bluebird coffeeshop for imported hash - the bushdoctor coffeeshop for water hash - the Katsu for haze weed - the dampkring has it all - anyday for the stella blue - the rastababy for the reggae - but i havent been there in several years so im sure there is others. As for bringing back seeds get a pair of boxer briefs that have a fat seam at the bottom, bust out a stitch or 2 on the outside give the seeds a quick rinse and dry them, take the seeds and push them through the where you busted the stitch at and work them all the way to the inside of your crotch. no one will ever find themand you dont have to use international mail. I use the mail the first time i was there and it took a month or so and that was in the 90's, or you can send them from another country push them inside some cardboard and send. good luck.