Bagpipes, porridge, thistles and heroin

Growan

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Nov 30, 2014

• #1

It's St Andrews day, so put on a skirt, eat horse food, sit on a spikey plant with no pants on, paint yourself blue, drink a can or 6, headbutt somebody, be ginger and take smack to forget about the rain.

Congratulations! You're Scottish!

 

ODanksta

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Nov 30, 2014

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Growan

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Nov 30, 2014

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Growan

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Nov 30, 2014

• #4

ODanksta said:

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Very good! Pretty much fills in the blanks.

 

ODanksta

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Nov 30, 2014

• #5

Growan said:

Very good! Pretty much fills in the blanks.

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John oliver is the shit

 

Growan

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Nov 30, 2014

• #6

ODanksta said:

John oliver is the shit

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Not seen him before. I'll keep an eye out for more.

 

ODanksta

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Nov 30, 2014

• #7

Growan said:

Not seen him before. I'll keep an eye out for more.

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check out civil forfeit

 

lahadaextranjera

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Nov 30, 2014

• #8

Bf parents have just moved to Glasgow for work. The father can't believe that they change into kilts after work. Men in skirts is a real culture shock for a Russian!

 

mr sunshine

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Nov 30, 2014

• #9

lahadaextranjera said:

Bf parents have just moved to Glasgow for work. The father can't believe that they change into kilts after work. Men in skirts is a real culture shock for a Russian!

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As an American I wouldn't be shocked. . I would just think it's gay!

 

Blue Wizard

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Nov 30, 2014

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bradburry

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Nov 30, 2014

• #11

Do they have a st bradburry day?

 

dr.gonzo1

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Nov 30, 2014

• #12

Aye, Scotland's full of rockets.

 

bradburry

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Nov 30, 2014

• #13

Scottish chicks have the sexiest accent

 

Growan

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Nov 30, 2014

• #14

bradburry said:

Scottish chicks have the sexiest accent

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Indeed.

 

bradburry

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Nov 30, 2014

• #15

Carol smiley from uk tv stuff.

 

Growan

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Nov 30, 2014

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Growan

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Nov 30, 2014

• #17

bradburry said:

Carol smiley from uk tv stuff.

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This guy's sister...

 

Garden Boss

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Nov 30, 2014

• #18

^

 

bradburry

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Nov 30, 2014

• #19

Complecated accent the Scottish.

when there drunk......you cant understand them.

when there women .....you don't want to understand them..lol

 

ttystikk

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Nov 30, 2014

• #20

MacAdam- asphalt pavement- and golf. Two of many under recognized contributions made to society by Scots.

I hate golf.

I'm half Scottish. This makes for some interesting internal conflicts...