best stoner meal ever, i just found it!

ok so im high right now, like wow... but anyway. have you ever been in my psoition:
get home from work with a fat bag of dank
toke 2 grams in one bowl pack (like 9 hits)
find out your hungery
find out eh only things in your stoner apartment are: a box of angle hair pasta, butter, milk, 2 eggs, half a bottle of vodka, and 1 bottle of huney mustard...

what would you do?

heres what i did, it took only 5 mins and was so easy, that i can't believe i have never done it before

cook half a box of angle hair, put it in a bowl, mix in a scope of butter and mix it up, once its mixed eat it..im not joking its so good i will eat it all the time!, now time to toke somemore and drink some vodka! russian vodka! and turnup! buitfull russian turnups! the shrapnel is like sprinkles, russia!!! lol i saw that on american dad, im so high!

So just pasta noodles and butter? Yeah I've done that plenty of times before... it's pretty good. Mixing in some salt and extra seasonings makes it even better.

haha! I'm so fuckin baked I thought that said stoner metal and I was looking on the thread for like 5 minutes trying to find the youtube link

Oh but that sounds really good, one I found one time was like okay this is gonna sound weird.. Obviously.. But cook chicken ramen, then when its done put some cheddar cheese in there and melt it and mix it around, then put some jalapeno dices in there to spice it up (salsa if you want mixes really good in there too but its not the original recipe!), and then use it as chip dip with tortilla chips. Not even kidding its the ebst food ever invented and it was by me and my stoned friend. Tastes just as good sober. Seriously get up and try this RIGHT NOW, I GARUNTEE I'll get some +rep if you taste that shit and I'm the one who told ou

Seriously Ive showed like 10 of my friends and Ive never met anyone who didnt start doing it themself all the time. Its like MEGA filling too.. For like 11 cents a package xD

Next time your in the deli isle of the grocery store pick up some "Mizithra" cheese. It lasts in your fridge for ever and if you've never had it on spaghetti with brown butter you'll be in munchie heaven.

My wife made me a pretty killer stoner meal a few weeks ago... Thomas bagel cooked, buttered, just like a regular bagel.... Then put honey glazed chipped ham on it!!! AMAZING!!! It was ALMOST better than a blow job!! Best. Wife. Ever.