bringing weed on vaca

i plan on taping it to my gooch and my sister is going to tape some in her bra

would we be required to walk PAST the k9 dogs whiile boarding a carnival cruise?

They don't have k9's going on the cruise. But I wouldn't smoke on a cruise ship. You would never get a chance. It is always crowded with people. I would wait until you get to where your going.
If you don't mind me asking, where are you going to? Because i'm sure wherever your going you can buy some weed.

well were going to be with my boss the whole time, who would bug out if he saw us get some, hes probabaly going to be breathing down our necks the whole trip, so i cant really buy it anywhere else so we decided were going to bring about 2 or 3 grams
were are getting on in miami, going to belize, cozumel, caymen uisland and somewhere else hahaha
so if we hide it on us we will not get busted correct?

Your def good. Theres a ton of places to blaze on a cruise ship.

Now if your not 21 they are freaks about alchohol. My buddy got tazed for having some and trying to get away lol.

xct92 said:

well were going to be with my boss the whole time, who would bug out if he saw us get some, hes probabaly going to be breathing down our necks the whole trip, so i cant really buy it anywhere else so we decided were going to bring about 2 or 3 grams
were are getting on in miami, going to belize, cozumel, caymen uisland and somewhere else hahaha
so if we hide it on us we will not get busted correct?

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You are just fine getting ON the ship, but you better be done with that shit coming back. They search much more thoroughly as you depart the cruise. It's tough to find a place to smoke on a cruise ship, especially if you don't have your own private cabin. Good luck.

yeah my buddy told me that there are little dekcs like off of the hallways where the cabins are and that no ones on there at night so wed prob start toking up around 12 or 1
dont they require you to go through some sort of ex ray while embarking the ship?
or they just check your luggage and set you through the metal detecotr?

I dont think there would be any x-rays. even if there were, they couldnt detect some herb down there. besides a few grams is a small amount, so you should be safe

Actually now days gooch checks are manditory lol.

lmao ew
i assume my best bet is either filling up a few empy cigarettes with some bud or buying a pack of papers

I went to Mexico, and Jamaica a month ago and no one checked me that thoroughly. They just opened my bag and then closed it. I had to go through a metal detector but thats it. Now on the way back..... they go to an extent to make sure you're not smuggling. And the only chance I got to smoke it was when I was in Mexico.

yeah haha ive never been on a cruise before, but from what iveheard theres a lot of bright lights, tons of food, and a bunch of drunk people so it sounds like a stoners dream come true hahaha

None of this would be all that hard from my experience on Carnival. They are a lot less strict than the airport around here in my opinion. If you taped some to yourself then you should be fine, all they really do to you is make you go through a metal detector. As far as smoking on the ship, if you can't just smoke in your room (don't remember if there were smoke alarms) then just mix the weed into some cigarettes and go up top and smoke somewhere that the wind will carry the smell away from the ship. It really wouldn't be too hard as long as you aren't out there trying to smoke during the middle of the day.

As others have said though, they are a little more strict on the way back so if you only have a little weed left I'd just finish it off or dump it. I still think it's highly unlikely you'd get caught if you taped it to yourself again but why take the chance for just a little?

xct92 said:

so if we hide it on us we will not get busted correct?

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i never flame people but this has to be the dumbest fucken question ever. did you really just show up on a random website after posting here like 3 times and ask strangers if to reassure you that you would not get busted if you hide drugs on your while taking a cruise out of the country? and to top it off you are heading to parts of the world where a great majority of the US's drugs come form. you may think "but wait they are looking for people leaving these places to have drugs not the people going there" and you would be right but your oversight would be they are looking for people trying to bring the cash back from all the drugs smuggled into the us back to where the drugs came from.

do yourself a favor keep the bud at home and be thankful that as unorthodox as your process is you have a job that allows you to even go on a cruise because the fact that you came online and asked if you would be OK makes me think you don't deserve a job that does not require you asking if i would like my fry large or small.

haha course u can blaze on the ship ive done on vac make sure its a night, go to one far side of the ship and toke up if u lucky the captin will spark up 1 too or if u gt balls like i did go and adventure in the ship to find the smallest room u can and hot box tht fuka

Sneaking weed on a cruise is the easiest thing to do, ever. Sneaking booze on is a little tougher becuase they make all their money by charging $7 a beer. We smoked in our room all the time just need to take small hits and blow it out into the shower vent slowly. It also helps if you blow the smoke through a toilet paper roll with febreeze pads on the end. I could not imagine smoking on the deck, way too windy to light a bowl.

Remember, they are in the hospitality business and really only care if you are sneaking booze on (which I did lots of by taping it to my leg and stomach whenever we were in port)

How many seeds to you need to grow 10 to 15 pounds every two to three months?

johnkeyber said:

How many seeds to you need to grow 10 to 15 pounds every two to three months?

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wow................

johnkeyber said:

How many seeds to you need to grow 10 to 15 pounds every two to three months?

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I hope you wear a helmet

One word answer to your question, "brownies". Take some brownies with you, they hardly smell, and you dont have to worry about where u are going to eat them, eat them anywhere on the ship, or on a train or on a bus or on a plane, eat them eat them, yes you can, eat them eat them SAM I AM.

Tuna

pretty dam creative tunaboat haha