Bu$hleaguer's AMA

Is it true that you were in on the planning of the JFK assassination?

I gave Lee Harvey a tug job one time, but I had no idea who he was. It was in a handicapped port o potty.

How many dicks have you sucked? Do you swallow?

I lost count. I don't swallow but I have a terrible overbite now do to my jaw being damaged from girth.
 
Have you ever tripped on someone else's shoelaces only to find out they were actually yours?

Can't say I have but I love things like tying someone's shoelaces together. I always loved movies like Pee Wee's Big Adventure and Home Alone where the good guy uses tactics like that to take care of the bad guys.

Oh bushy....are you bi?

No, I've never had feelings for humans of the same gender.
 
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