Can i sell my piss for it's nitrogen content?

Every now and then some kid will ask me if I do drugs and of course I say no. So they ask me if they can buy my piss for 5 bucks. Being the gentleman I am, I take their cup and go behind the tree and piss in it. :) I get a pack of swishers and a soda and continue on with my day.
 
Every now and then some kid will ask me if I do drugs and of course I say no. So they ask me if they can buy my piss for 5 bucks. Being the gentleman I am, I take their cup and go behind the tree and piss in it. :) I get a pack of swishers and a soda and continue on with my day.


hehehheheehe:mrgreen:
 
male piss = male plants

female piss = female plants

hermi piss = hermi plants

fish piss = fish tank water......:blsmoke:
 
Every now and then some kid will ask me if I do drugs and of course I say no. So they ask me if they can buy my piss for 5 bucks. Being the gentleman I am, I take their cup and go behind the tree and piss in it. :) I get a pack of swishers and a soda and continue on with my day.
Lol thats the funniest thing ive heard all day...then again it is only 8 in the morning, but still. Thats great.:hump:
 
ive been thinking about that really would womens piss be better 4 plants ya reckon...

think about it i know girls have different hormones and levels of them in theyre body... even theyre body runs at a different ph to us blokes so do you reckon it really has any merit

girls piss vs boys piss

which is better lol
 
ive been thinking about that really would womens piss be better 4 plants ya reckon...

think about it i know girls have different hormones and levels of them in theyre body... even theyre body runs at a different ph to us blokes so do you reckon it really has any merit

girls piss vs boys piss

which is better lol
experiment then tell us the results:-P
 
how the fuck am i supposed to test that lol

if i am using normal seeds. how the fuck am i to know which ones are female to begin with... and if ya use feminised ones whos to say it would make a differance theyre already girls lol.. i doubt the governments going to fund this big pisswater experiment lol.. i know the nitrogen in it would be the same and the oh would just mean ya dont have to add as much water ehy.... but it would be good to know which is better wouldnt ya say lol????
 
how the fuck am i supposed to test that lol

if i am using normal seeds. how the fuck am i to know which ones are female to begin with... and if ya use feminised ones whos to say it would make a differance theyre already girls lol.. i doubt the governments going to fund this big pisswater experiment lol.. i know the nitrogen in it would be the same and the oh would just mean ya dont have to add as much water ehy.... but it would be good to know which is better wouldnt ya say lol????
I was fuken with you...but it would not be that hard,get a chick to piss for ya.... good luck:-P then get your own piss...make sure the seeds are normal seeds as in the plant was pollinated to make the seeds,then make 3 sets of seeds one with female piss,one with male and another with plain water aand see the results hahahah im fuken bakedbongsmiliebongsmiliebongsmilie
 
that could work... id have to grow ore than that to give a fair answer wouldnt ehy
????

that way i couldnt get really unlucky and only get mainly boys anyways... maybe 6 sets of three/four then the answers should have some controlled more asccurate answers
 
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