When I was a teenager I was making out with my girlfriend it got a little carried away, and I was on top of her, We were outside and a van stops with a full fucking family in it, the window rolled down, fat bald fuck, "Ma'am, are you okay?!" She turned beet red and answered, "Yes, I was" Another time, same girl, at a move theater an employee comes up to us, "Just so you know, *points to the window the projecters in where you see most of the staff standing* you've been giving the a hell of a show...."
Never had a cop cock block me though.