Craziest shit you got away with!

something you stole, getting pulled over with a bunch of weed, smoking weed in the school bathroom, lets hear it.

I killed a family of five, had sex with their dead bodies then stuffed them in a freezer and ate their bodies over the course of a decade.

Oh, and I pulled off one of those "Do not Remove" tags off a mattress.

i was in a crack house and got raided by the cops and the guy through a bag of rocks at me and told me to swollow them ha.......fool

i was gone lol

Hit this dudes house. Got everything, emptied his fridge freezer, closet, the safe, I mean everything gone..

Smoked a blunt at a park apparently when it closed. Cop doing rounds comes to my door. I open, smoke curling out.. He says parks closed and leaves...

Took 4 bars, had a threesome and one of em jacked $200 out my cupholder and I don't even remember who all was there

This is a horrible section for this

After half crawling half tunneling, across five city blocks, along an abandoned subway line, to perpetrate one of the largest woven blanket heists in history, we went to Roscos, traded waffles for textiles and I met my wife.

Got pulled over after taking a gravity bong hit.
It smelt rank like weed and I was noticeably fucked because I could hardly talk, but he didn't suspect and thing and he just let me go.

Cloud The Wizard said:

Got pulled over after taking a gravity bong hit.
It smelt rank like weed and I was noticeably fucked because I could hardly talk, but he didn't suspect and thing and he just let me go.

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you crazy bro

I got pulled off a plane when they found my 1/4 oz in my checked baggage. Lol

I told the cop I was glad he didnt get the last one lol(had 2 zips)

than after the cops gave me my court date and a 250 ticket

he rebooked my flight lol

edit when they pulled me off the plane I was like shit im going to a federal fuxk you in the ass prison lmao

Not the craziest thing but im not tellin. Anyone that stuff

I was a young airman and we got into a dry chemical fire extinguishers. We let so many off the MP's and fire fighters showed up. At 4 am a month later about 100 of us had cigarette but duty. The chief lined us up and questioned us.

Out of 100, I know some didn't like us. NO one said a word.

Cold$moke said:

Not the craziest thing but im not tellin. Anyone that stuff

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Me neither.

Some things go to the grave.

I will admit I thought I was fucked when they said tsa had some questions about my baggage lol

Did a straight gram of some fish scale chugged a 40 and smoked a blunt while riding my bike around about this time of night looking like a crack head. Got pulled over by a Cop... No light on my bike. I was out a there.... But white
And SHE lol let me go easy lol

one time back in the day me and some of my buddies picked up some dank ass purps and got super fuckin baked smoked like 4 grams between 4 of us, shit made me hallucinate and everything. Three of us hopped on a quad (a atv encase some of u townies don't know what im talking about lol) when it was only designed for 1 person and drove around town going like 100 km.....
Later that night we were just chillin when a cop car pulls up out no where and a lady cop hops out, said we had something like 8 complaints, quad was unregistered and we all had a few joints on us of stinky ass weed, cop told us to leave because it was the owners fault and said she knew we were stoned but were gonna let him off with that and just take the quad away, 2 weeks later he got it back., got off real easy on that one could of got searched and charged for like 4 different things.

Had some sketchy times walking out the main road while drinking beer when i was 17 and 18 (underage), usually when a cop sees me they'll pull over and see what i'm at, one time i was waiting outside a store for a ride drunk as fuck and drinking a beer when a cop drove past and slowed right down and kept driving, another time i was walking out the road with a beer in my hand in plain site when for some reason i thought the police truck was patrolling that night so when i seen a white car driving behind me i didn't think nothing of it, looks over and its a police car, i was like FUCK stashed the beer and my weed behind a tree and dropped into a store encase they turned around to pull me over.

been after stealing a nice bit of shit in the past and people finding out cause my friend couldn't keep his trap shut but didn't get the cops involved because i returned most of it, tried to break into a house but had second thoughts and they narrowed it to me because ppl in town told the cops i had "several expensive habbits" went in for questioning and i was nervous as fuck, the cop tried to say if i just admit to it since its first offence and its minimal damage that i wouldn't get in truble for it but he said he couldn't guarantee it, fuckin pigs, denied it and got away with it because i wore gloves hahaha. Stealing and B&E's are behind me now though i work now

I hit a dui checkpoint after smoking a joint with a couple of ounces, a scale, pipe, and baggies in a backpack (stupid I know). I got charged with the dui but for some reason they didn't searched my car.

Also got pulled over on the turnpike with a pound and the cop told me my license was suspended. He let me drive to a rest stop and wait for someone to pick me up. The license was a fuck up in their system

i'm not telling till i check the statute of limitations..

Facing multiple felonies
& Fed 5 Min charge in a zero tolerance state. Let me plead guilty to smoking marijuana.
I did lose the girlfriend, not the first or last time.

Drove 12 trees the entire length of 95...only to have my mom make me destroy them in front of her the next day. Oh to be in my early twenties again. Did I mention the car was red/blk tiger striped with a custom sawZall targa top.

Never admitted to this before but I shot and killed Missouri Governor Lilburn Boggs