Do you play music for you plants?

Do you play music for your plants? I like to. Wondering if anyone has a suggestion for a good cheap stereo or something to put in a grow space or in mulitple grow spaces that I can control from a base or something like that?

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I suggest getting an audio modulated tesla coil ^, one for each plant. Setup a cycle timer to play 8 bit a Flock of Seagulls midi files, like 8 times a day for 88 seconds. Let the new wave infused plasma arcs zap directly into the leaves, and ground out through the roots and down into the medium.




If my.. ... uhhh, calculations are correct.. It should alter the cannabis time continuum, and deposit extra-terrestrial forms of radioactive phosphorous down near the roots to uptake. You should definitely be able to grow some FIRE nugs!

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