Just find some older friends to buy it for you, it isn't the most fun to always have to ask others to get it. But its better than getting busted with a fake id, identity theft, possession under age, attempted purchase underage and an assortment of other charges they will give you if caught using that fake id.
There was some sites a few years back selling "novelty" id cards (ok, 7 years back...) that looked identical to state id's, which would be a fake id, and get any info, pic, dob printed on it and mailed to you for like $150. Who knows, maybe it was a scam setup by the police. I personally never got one cause it was easier to just have your girl or brother go down to the store to purchase your items, and much less risk on your part.