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snags

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Sup guys,
first post long time troller.
Whilst this site did give me the information i need, i kinda failed on my attempt to get high. Saw all the vids on how to roll a joint n whatnot and thought i had it pretty down packed. Got my little bit of weed, my papers, lighter, and couldn't get a ciggie to mix with tabacco, so i thought id do without. Went to a local park at night and realized that rolling ur first joint without light, or a steady table is EXTREMELY hard. Dropped my papers, lost my phone, dropped half ma stash, and epicly failed at rolling a joint. Could not beleived what happened, i wanted to cry!!!. I have tests coming up and now i wont really get the chance to smoke for a while!. I think marijuana hates me.
please cheer me up. :-(
 
storm22

storm22

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lol @ sheer noobness of the situation butttt..... i suggest for your first time using a pipe, or a bong (homemade as long as theres no tinfoil or plastic that meets the flame) because beginners dont usaly inhale the smoke as much as leave it in their mouth and swallowing it, a bong or pipe has a fast flow that almost insures the smoke is inhaled, if you do use a joint, after you hit it, inhale even more to insure the smoke is down deep, only hold it for about 4 seconds or less
 
grandpabear3

grandpabear3

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snags said:
Sup guys,
first post long time troller.
Whilst this site did give me the information i need, i kinda failed on my attempt to get high. Saw all the vids on how to roll a joint n whatnot and thought i had it pretty down packed. Got my little bit of weed, my papers, lighter, and couldn't get a ciggie to mix with tabacco, so i thought id do without. Went to a local park at night and realized that rolling ur first joint without light, or a steady table is EXTREMELY hard. Dropped my papers, lost my phone, dropped half ma stash, and epicly failed at rolling a joint. Could not beleived what happened, i wanted to cry!!!. I have tests coming up and now i wont really get the chance to smoke for a while!. I think marijuana hates me.
please cheer me up. :-(
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Thank you , you made me laugh out loud for the first time in a while....that was an epic visual that accompanied that story.
sorry for your luck but that was sitcom kramer funny!! (pre racist tyrade of course!):mrgreen:

:peace:
 
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snags

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Oh mate u had to be there to beleive the epic fail of my situation. I really should have thought it through!.. and my stuby fingers just couldn't seem to roll that mother****er like the guys on youtube lol
 
GrowTech

GrowTech

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EPIC FAIL. LOL!

perhaps you should smoke out of a pipe, and not waste all that weed in a joint, or on the park grass.

:P
 
HoppusTheCaveman

HoppusTheCaveman

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haha this kinda reminds me of a week or so ago when i was rolling. I slipped up and dropped a whole bunch everywhere in my keyboard. I was freaking out man lol.
 
yamahaman91

yamahaman91

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to get good at rolling joints i just sit down and roll them with either pencil shaving from a pencil sharpener or tobacco. just do it when ever your bored. last night i rolled a cross joint, but then remembered that it was filled with pencil shavings:cry:
 
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snags

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practice makes perfect yu recon. Oh u honestly dont understand, the feeling of dropping close to half a stick in grass is just :evil:. Lol
 
bongsmoke008

bongsmoke008

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if you have rolling tobbacy..:mrgreen: in ya country use that with some fat ass zigzag papers mate roll ciggys... (one skin's)... without weed init!! then when you put weed in you'll be the daddy at it:blsmoke:
dont sweat it pal we all make mistakes somewhere...
but like someone said use a bong bro that shit will knock you for 6
 
Ketsup

Ketsup

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For sure try out of a pipe first. My first time smoking was nearly as epic as that, although it was with a pipe, but the funniest part was that I burnt the hell out of my thumb with the lighter, bleh. Funny times. We all make fucked up funny mistakes to start, lol, no worries - practice makes perfect.

Happy toking in the future ;)
 
KushKing949

KushKing949

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if u dont wanna get a glass pipe or bong u can always get a grape or strawbeeery swisher and empty out the tobacco i think blunts are easier to roll then joints and you can cut the blunt in half if u dont wanna use the whole blunt wrap and save it for next time.:blsmoke::peace:
 
grandpabear3

grandpabear3

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snags said:
Oh mate u had to be there to beleive the epic fail of my situation. I really should have thought it through!.. and my stuby fingers just couldn't seem to roll that mother****er like the guys on youtube lol
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just too funny

GrowTech said:
EPIC FAIL. LOL!
good times, good times:mrgreen:

perhaps you should smoke out of a pipe, and not waste all that weed in a joint, or on the park grass.

:P
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bite your tongue...wasted weed...that weed's purpose was to amuse us all at snags expense. however i would give a class in person if the situation was appropriate...but ya know!

HoppusTheCaveman said:
haha this kinda reminds me of a week or so ago when i was rolling. I slipped up and dropped a whole bunch everywhere in my keyboard. I was freaking out man lol.
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keyboard weed can get icky huh? still smokes though.:blsmoke:
 
storm22

storm22

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i shouldn't have said anything because just last night i was at a friends having a sesh and i spilled not 1 but 2 bowls of weed on the carpet, and these were big RooR bowls
 
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