monsters
cant be arsed to write a million words so ill keep it simple
soil
dont fuck about with the local soil , dig a trench 3 foot deep and more wide , drop in many bags of compost , mix in shed loads of organics including horse shit , bat shit , fish bone etc , cover with a tarp and ignore for 4 months
plants
at around the same time ( xmas ) pop the seed or take the clone , grow under any old light indoors making sure the plant never goes rootbound , final pot should be to the 20L ready to be moved to the site and the plant will be trained to be 4 foot or so , you do not want xmas trees , you do want a shit load of branches so pinch out the tops early on a few times
strain
a million words already out there , aim for something with that doesnt finish too early but is a fast flower , also mold resistance is everything , sats if you somewhere hot and indis if your not , dont bother hunting out so called big yielders as they tend to create large colas , attractive but a mold magnet and nothing fucks your day up than a 3 foot colas thats mostly brown , figure any plant thats 8 foot high and wide is going to bang out shit loads regardless
planting
get to the site , undo the lady , drop into the hole , kill off any dead or broken leaves , sprinkle around with dried crushed egg shell , trim the lower branches and leaves off so theres a foot of stem at the lowest point ( fuck bunnys and slugs )
growing
stake out branches as it grows pulling them away from the main bush , remove inner leaves and small offshoots , water as and when but dont bother with food unless it asks for it , the only feeding should be follage with seaweed concentrate ( bugs hate it , plants loves it ) until in flower and then its a normal mix upto whatever and bung a bit of boost in there , when in flower final trim of inner bud sites and shitty little branches , airflow means less mold
mine are between 3 and 5 foot , some where dropped out a couple of days ago , all going to plan mine should be 12 foot or so