Hah

What do you call a black guy selling drugs?

A pharmacist . . .

Umm, I don't think thats the right punchline

what do you call a woman feeling you up?
...a doctor.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

There is definitely some crack being smoked in this thread.

A cucumber, a pickle and a penis where talking about life!

The cucumber said, "When I get big and hard they chop me and toss me in a salad!"

The pickle said, "You got it easy mate when I get big and hard they chop me up and drown me in vinegar!"

The penis say's "Lads that's nothing compared to what I go through when I get big and hard! They put a plastic bag over my head, shove me into a small, warm, damp cave and bang my head against a wall until i throw up and faint!"