happy meal stoner

ib9ub6

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Smart parents, instead of keeping the bit of chronic they got they knew they could get more if they sued McDonalds
 

Bombadil

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Dude! You could totally get a friend that worked at McDs to confess to putting something in a meal, then split the rewards! I doubt you would succeed in suing if they couldn't prove it came from McDs, hence the "fall guy", but he would stand to make a nice profit as well. I image mental/emotional damage from finding weed has got to be worth more than I'll ever earn in life.
 

GrowTech

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Dude! You could totally get a friend that worked at McDs to confess to putting something in a meal, then split the rewards! I doubt you would succeed in suing if they couldn't prove it came from McDs, hence the "fall guy", but he would stand to make a nice profit as well. I image mental/emotional damage from finding weed has got to be worth more than I'll ever earn in life.
That's called fraud and is very easy to prove :roll:
 

RetiredToker76

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Ok I didn't read much because I"ve heard this before, but I had to laugh my ass off at it when I read the headline..

"Child finds marijuana in McDonald's Happy Meal."

and the 'computer selected' advertisement at the bottom said,

"The Children are Hungry."

That's it McDonald's give people the munchies!!!

-RT76
 

fdd2blk

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Dude! You could totally get a friend that worked at McDs to confess to putting something in a meal, then split the rewards! I doubt you would succeed in suing if they couldn't prove it came from McDs, hence the "fall guy", but he would stand to make a nice profit as well. I image mental/emotional damage from finding weed has got to be worth more than I'll ever earn in life.
you could put a thumb in the chili. :bigjoint:
 

Yeah

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Man... that was almost how my career as a fastfood worker ended, too. We almost handed out my happymeal bag that I put me pack of swishers and my nug in. That would have been a bad day, but still kind funny.:mrgreen:
 

RetiredToker76

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The child will never live a healthy fulfilling life now........
Please tell me you don't believe that.

The kid found a pipe, a baggie, and a lighter. She'll get over it. Kids find their parents paraphernalia all the time I seriously doubt that this will do a damned thing to her. The parents trying to get rich off of McD's is utter BS? 'Pain and embarrassment' my ass!

Think of the kid who lost his stash AND got busted in the same day. I don't know about anyone else but my weed is too valuable to just hand out randomly to strangers. The kids stash got handed out by mistake and found by a little girl. BFD.

I just hope that when I have kids that we can keep them out of 'daddys room' which has all the computers, porn and marijuana/tools.

The kid will be fine, hell by the time she reaches High School she'll be a legend, "You're the chick who scored weed by getting a happy meal, you rock!"

She'll be fine. Unless her parents fuck her up over the situation.

-RT76
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fdd2blk

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Please tell me you don't believe that.

The kid found a pipe, a baggie, and a lighter. She'll get over it. Kids find their parents paraphernalia all the time I seriously doubt that this will do a damned thing to her. The parents trying to get rich off of McD's is utter BS? 'Pain and embarrassment' my ass!

Think of the kid who lost his stash AND got busted in the same day. I don't know about anyone else but my weed is too valuable to just hand out randomly to strangers. The kids stash got handed out by mistake and found by a little girl. BFD.

I just hope that when I have kids that we can keep them out of 'daddys room' which has all the computers, porn and marijuana/tools.

The kid will be fine, hell by the time she reaches High School she'll be a legend, "You're the chick who scored weed by getting a happy meal, you rock!"

She'll be fine. Unless her parents fuck her up over the situation.

-RT76
S

now you get it. :clap::-P
 
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