Hello Roll it up Community

legalizeitcanada

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I have been on this site everyday since I started growin and registered. This is an awesome community, everyone has been really helpful. I know that ill be stickin round for a very long time. Wish you all copious crops this growin season!

A lizard and a monkey are chillin in a tree smokin a joint, the lizard looks over to the monkey and say "shit monkey, thats some good weed, i got the pasties, I'm gunna go down to the stream and get a drink" The monkey replied " Alright Lizard Dude, see ya when you get back, we'll smoke another" The lizard went down to the water and while getting a drink lost his balance and fell in the drink, luckily there was an alligator near by that scooped him up and placed him back on the shore. The lizard said "Thanks Aligator, you saved my life" "No worries" replies the alligator The lizard then said "Listen my reptilian brotha, there's a monkey in that tree over there with some bubonic chronic, tell him I sent ya and bust a doobee with him for helpin me out" Thanks little lizard guy says the alligator and heads off in the jungle towards monkey tree. Monkey being the stoner that he is couldn't wait and had sparked the other joint while waiting for his buddy lizard. Alligator got to the bottom of the tree and say " HEY MONKEY" Monkey looked down, took a sec for him to focus his stoned eyes, made a astonished face and said "HOLY FUCK LIZARD, HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK!" Smoke on ganga brothas
 
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