Hillarious

Ok, I have a plant.. about 5 weeks old, 5-6 inches tall and its completely retarded, i swear. It didn't grow it's first real leaves, and its still on its 2nd pair, I believe? lmfao.... i could care less, but this plant just makes me laugh so hard.. ill show u guys pics if u wanna see. I'm gonna keep it alive to see just what happens to this idiot. D:

LOL, I've seen a few retarded plants in my time as well (a bit too many). Sometimes they will shock you though, so definitely keep it alive if you have the time and resources. Love to see some pics.

K, gonna go take a few pics. D:

soooooo this piece of shit lol

wooo, that pic screwed with me for a second. I thought the seedling was in the ground and the pot (or whatever is surrounding it was your actual background in the distance. And I'm not even high. Let it grow man. It may surprise you who knows.

yea.. i'll keep u updated. maybe it will produce a few grams of the dankest bud ever cuz it would only have to produce a couple grams, and all the thc will go to them nugs. LOL we'll see. AND YOUR NOT HIGH? wtf are u doing..?!?! lol jk D:

I WISH I was high. Don't have the money to buy any. Have to rely on growing this year.

dam.. where u live? i reup a pound of mids every other week, I make as much by selling, as it costs to buy. D: sooo lucky me.

I live in NC. I used to do that when I was a bit younger. I'm a cancer patient (29 yrs old), so I've kind of fallin' out of that scene. I just want to grow a few plants this year so I have a good supply on hand at all times.

I've always had a soft spot for the weirdies.

About eight years ago, a friend gave me a seedling much like yours. It was a Skunk hybrid, and sat for three months(not one new leaf) before taking off. It produced about four ounces. Her clones proved to be solid producers over the following few years. A comedy of errors caused me to lose that line, except for some seed from crosses.

A pic of this year's weirdy.

I'll try to get a better one.

This plant has been very slow to start but has finally kicked in gear.

The second pic is its sister, taken at the same time.

I love plants that have skunk or better yet, the original skunk #1 crossed into it. For some reason these plants usually grow so much easier from my experience. If you want a stress-free grow, get a cross with the real skunk #1 in it. Better yet just get some Skunk #1.

HAHAHAHA :O retard's always make me laugh