howard dean would be a lolercaust
Fox News would have to stop making shit up, cuz the truth would be crazy enough
Rachel Maddow would probably be found hanging in a Bankok hotel closet with a belt around her neck and her dick in her hand.
The Daily Show would appear to be sober contemplative journailsm
Canada would take over as the leaders of the free world
the Moslems would end the jihad because "They've Suffered Enough"
americans would build rickety boats and rafts to escape to cuba and haiti
mexico would seal up it's northern border
china would have nobody to steal technology from
north korea would transform into a voice of reason and reconciliation on the world stage
iran would stop trying to build a nuke, they could bottle up the Dean Crazy and lob that at israel instead
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