How do you go about having BUTT SEX?

Going to convince my girl to give it a whirl. Not sure if she's done it before but I've always liked the idea but have been a bit... hesitant.

How do I tell her to prepare for such an event? Do I tell her to get an enema? Take a healthy shit beforehand?

Should I finger her ass before I enter? Squirt lube in there?

You cum inside her? (i hope so - cause now I just do the ol' pull out). Do you wear a condom cause you don't want shit particles going up in your pee hole?

hahaha....funny ass thread....

First off, it's not as easy as saying "buttsecks plz" she has to be relaxed and comfortable, if she isn't, nothing's going in there, if she's into coke, that seems to help, not that I approve of using that crap. Anyway, condoms can help, not sure why, but they seem to according to my ol lady, and yes you should use your fingers to get her ready, plenty of lube, but don't squirt it up her butt, unless you want to be crapped on. Remember to wash thouroughly afterwards.

i dont understand the fascination with "anal." Its kind of sick.... But if I was you I'd be doing her from behind, pull it out of her vag, spit on her asshole and stick it in... and hope shit doesnt come out when you pull out

God made one hole for "in" and one for "out" and when you put something in the wrong one dont be surprised if something comes out! btw you should just try it... spontinaity is the best route to go.. Dont tell her " go take a shit and then wash your ass real good.." lmao

ITP: Serious response.

Lube, lube, lube, lube. And go slow. Oh, and don't forget about the lube. She has to be really relaxed so you have to make sure she is comfortable with everything.

There are tutorials on the net that are helpful that go into more detail than you'll likely find here.

Had a bad experience, I don't do it anymore

how many holes do you need, guess it makes a small dick feel bigger lol.............

dthfromabv79 said:

Had a bad experience, I don't do it anymore

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Yes, always remember that butt sex can go horribly wrong.

pftek said:

Going to convince my girl to give it a whirl. Not sure if she's done it before but I've always liked the idea but have been a bit... hesitant.

How do I tell her to prepare for such an event? Do I tell her to get an enema? Take a healthy shit beforehand?

Should I finger her ass before I enter? Squirt lube in there?

You cum inside her? (i hope so - cause now I just do the ol' pull out). Do you wear a condom cause you don't want shit particles going up in your pee hole?

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Look. This is what i did to my girl. When you guys have sex try to get her doggystyle then eventually while your having sex with her slip your tumb right in her butt while your having sex with her. It feels exreamly good to them while doing this. Eventually enough of this she will be begging for the real meat. If not give it a try and go for the kill if she rejects it then just brussh it off and try againe at onother time or talk to her about it.

LOL shit on your penis is normal. i mean it is going up there, you know where shit comes out. Anyways i would recomend a condom, JUst cause im sure you dont want to take the chance of getting that shit on your penis (lol)

Hope this helps

Fucking sick there are certain parts of the body that are exits and that one of them. Things shouldn't be going up in there for very long....My best advise is to wear a condom. No need to get an infection. My buddy got a urinary track infection from doing too much unprotected butt sex with his girlfriend. He claims that was one of the worst months of his life.

lube it up stick it in just a lil and massage her clit, with your hand eventually she will be screamin "more cock in my ass pls sir"kiss-ass




its fun cuz its naughty


but it gets old, gotta put it in each new gurls ass atleast once


it will help you sleep better at night


lol although by buddy will not shut up about the one time he pulled out and got a chillidog from his gurl

he swore it off after that


but get nice and drunk and pummle her ass while shes drunk too. that'll teach her whos the boss

Ronjohn7779 said:

Fucking sick there are certain parts of the body that are exits and that one of them. Things shouldn't be going up in there for very long....My best advise is to wear a condom. No need to get an infection. My buddy got a urinary track infection from doing too much unprotected butt sex with his girlfriend. He claims that was one of the worst months of his life.

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i wont get into too much deatial but once i was sexing this gurl and she was on the rag and i couldnt nut cuz i was so drunk so i stuck it in her ass and had at it

low and behold i was able to blast one out after splaying it in her but,

when I turned on the lights ther was period blood all over her pussy and her ass and all over my wang and thangs


surly do use some caution my boy

why would you bother
what if you get you dick covered in shit?

I do not do anal. But if you must, here's what you should do.
First, they have special toys and lube for anal sex.The toys are of different sizes,so you can ease her gently into the experience and stretch her. This may takes days or weeks,gradually working up to bigger toys until she can handle your penis.Use lots of lube.Yes, a lot of people have an enema first,to reduce the likelihood of crapping all over. Go slowly and carefully, and if it hurts, stop immediately. Always thoroughly clean toys before and after, and NEVER use the same toys for her ass on her vagina,and never put your penis, fingers, etc, from anus to vagina without washing in between, because you can give her a serious infection.
If you expect her to do anal, it might be fair if you try a toy in your ass as well.After all, prostate stimulation is supposed to be very pleasurable for guys.

Anal sex can cause bleeding and tearing,as well as serious damage if you are not careful.Always stop as soon as she asks. You also run the risk of giving her a fistula,which is a tear in the perineum which can allow feces to enter the vagina.
Like I said, anal is not my thing, but if you insist on doing it, you MUST follow these steps to keep her safe.

whats wrong with vaginal sex?

Stoney McFried said:

it might be fair if you try a toy in your ass as well.After all, prostate stimulation is supposed to be very pleasurable for guys.

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Something about that sounds so very wrong...and gay LOL. Personally I don't want anything coming near my ass...(fingers, toys, dicks, ect...) Nothing about that sounds fair or enjoyable at all. Things shouldn't be entering and exiting a straight man. It's a different story if you're bi or gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Even a dude into chicks putting things in his ass is borderline gay.

Ronjohn7779 said:

Something about that sounds so very wrong...and gay LOL. Personally I don't want anything coming near my ass...(fingers, toys, dicks, ect...) Nothing about that sounds fair or enjoyable at all. Things shouldn't be entering and exiting a straight man. It's a different story if you're bi or gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Even a dude into chicks putting things in his ass is borderline gay.

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how so? I'm not like that but if you think about it how is that any more gay than wanting to put your pecker in someones butt?

nutting in a girls ass is the best feeling known to man...... ESPECIALLY WHILE HIGH!

shit on me, pee me clean