How do you pass you drug test?

stunner69

stunner69

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How do you pass your piss test? :wall:
I've never tried any of the drinks and where I am they usually test for the cleansing agents aswell. I have a buddy who wears the belt with a refillable bag/warming strip under his pants, just gets a friend to fill it up for him. I thought of that but have no clean friends i know well enough to ask. Just my wife but I assume they can tell the difference between male/female piss, not sure though, anyone know? :confused:
 
Zimmy Budz

Zimmy Budz

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Yeah man, Quick Fix I got at the smoke shop. only 30 bucks. its just synthetic piss in a small squeeze bottle.

Wasnt hard to keep warm strapped to my leg and i passed.


hope this helps :bigjoint:
 
stunner69

stunner69

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Thought about that to but i had friends who used synthetic, the results were inconclusive so they had to test again and eventually failed
 
miccyj

miccyj

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Synthetics work pretty well, you could also try the flushing method, basically you drink half a litre of water or powerade every 30 mins starting about 4-5 hours before your due to take the test, about an hour before you take some vitamin B to give your piss a nice yellow colour, they will probably ask you to take the test again if your urine looks to watery.

Dont use those multi vitamins or berocca, it makes it go a fluro orange colour and looks suss strait away.
 
stunner69

stunner69

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Have u ever tried the flushing method?

Usually i quit smoking and drink a shitload of water everyday and i've failed once doing that at 23days was just over the limit, now i wait 28 days. Pisses me off, maybe I should start doing coke or meth atleast then i'd be clean in a couple days lol
 
GoldenGanja13

GoldenGanja13

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What always worked for me through my 4 years serving our country and work, is to just start drinking large amounts of water, then piss every time I think I have too, and when I get ready to walk into Dr office to piss and I start to open the door and think I have to piss, I run to the back ally and drain out, then walk into office and keep drinking that water the whole time. Oh and take lots of vitamins for yellow color because all you will be giving them is hot water. Your system will be draining every 30 -40 mins so no time to pick up thc or very little, from fat cells.
 
Growbox Frenzy

Growbox Frenzy

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My sister swears by AZO, a urinary tract infection pill, and plenty of water. She said she got clean in about 3 days. I'm positive results will vary though due to so many different factors like your motabolism, body fat %, and several others. Try it... I cant hurt. Oh... and I hear Cranberry juice works well too.
 
DubRules

DubRules

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what are you taking the test for,,? if it is something menial, its easy to cheat. i have many times using a 99 cents travel shampoo bottle and a hand warmer to pass. as far as the gender testing goes, they can test for that but do not. they only test for drugs. gender testing is expensive and there is no reason for them to do it.
 
miccyj

miccyj

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stunner69 said:
Have u ever tried the flushing method?

Usually i quit smoking and drink a shitload of water everyday and i've failed once doing that at 23days was just over the limit, now i wait 28 days. Pisses me off, maybe I should start doing coke or meth atleast then i'd be clean in a couple days lol
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I havnt ever had to take a drug test, this info was what a mate told me he did to pass one for a job interview. Apparently the time is pretty important, you have to be continually feeding your body water so you need to take a leak alot.

But at the end of the day, nothing is 100%.
 
joker152

joker152

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just dont buy the shit from gnc, it doesnt work trust me. im still tryin to figure out how to pass one myself, only way that ever worked for me was a capful of bleach in a glass of water but that shit is really fuckin bad for you
 
miccyj

miccyj

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joker152 said:
just dont buy the shit from gnc, it doesnt work trust me. im still tryin to figure out how to pass one myself, only way that ever worked for me was a capful of bleach in a glass of water but that shit is really fuckin bad for you
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Wow. This sounds just plain silly.
 
Nuggles

Nuggles

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go to GNC and get a cleanse...the strips work really really good. Also they have these sample packs of vitamins for like a buck that help with the cleanse...drink shitloads of water with it and you'll be fine. I used to work there and we sold at least 1-3 a day for people trying to pass. Heres a link http://www.gnc.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2134259. Get on a good Active Multi Vitamin as well which will help with the cleanse.
 
stunner69

stunner69

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DubRules said:
what are you taking the test for,,? if it is something menial, its easy to cheat. i have many times using a 99 cents travel shampoo bottle and a hand warmer to pass. as far as the gender testing goes, they can test for that but do not. they only test for drugs. gender testing is expensive and there is no reason for them to do it.
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The test is for work and i've had many friends fail with synthetic and the drinks. Like you said it does make sense that they wouldn't test for gender maybe I'll try that next time,thanx for the tip, i'm already at 24 days now so by the time i test i'll be good.
Damn i can't wait to smoke again:joint::joint::joint::joint::joint::joint:
 
420TeflonDon

420TeflonDon

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They had this question on Manswers, a show I catch late night on Spike TV. They said the best way is to use synthetic pee, and they had some device called the whizanater or something, that suppose to look like a real cock. Well I don't go that far cuz they don't look at my junk when I'm taking a piss. I use that stuff called Quick Fix, and I buy bulk cases of ten hour hand warmers (HotHands), and I use one everyday before I go to work. I keep my bottle close to my nuts and I've been passing randoms for my company for three years now. I don't know if they know the shits fake or not, but I do know I still have a job.
 
stunner69

stunner69

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Woo Hoo, I passed my test, Day 27 clean n I still barely passed. Chick was like "When's the last time u smoked weed" I just laughed told her 30 days, good thing I was flirtin with her the whole time, she let me go just wrote down passed, nice. Pass the blunt bitch!!
 
chickenphish

chickenphish

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find a buddy who is clean put it in a condom tape it and a lighter 2 ur leg and when u go in there 2 take the test make sure the temp is 98 to 100 if it isnt use the lighter 2 warm up the temp strip on the side of the cup DONT hold it right next 2 it just so it gets the heat off the flame i take D.O.T drug test on a random basis for 8 yrs now if they r gonna watch i would invest in a fake penis drug test things in high times
 
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rado

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stunner69 said:
The test is for work and i've had many friends fail with synthetic and the drinks. Like you said it does make sense that they wouldn't test for gender maybe I'll try that next time,thanx for the tip, i'm already at 24 days now so by the time i test i'll be good.
Damn i can't wait to smoke again:joint::joint::joint::joint::joint::joint:
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I'm too lazy to search for what I posted before about drug tests.

But find it, and you'll know the answer. I take a drink before my tests for the US ARMY, and I've passed every one. :bigjoint:
 
jbneedsmoney

jbneedsmoney

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not many really work i just got tested today i just quit for like a week and i have a very fast metabolism so i just excersized alot sweated and pissed alot barely passed thow
 
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