How ghetto are you?!!..

My cooler had water from last year in it still and I needed to cool my beer...So my question to you is ....

i don't really even drink, but i wouldn't let my beer any where near that cooler just from looking at the outside of it, never mind the year old water inside of it..

We need to create a TV show. Redneck inventions Vs Ghetto Inventions. Create a cob job rivalry, cross market it and also use polarizing subjects and bring them together. Think wife swap but with a confederate flag truck drivin stereo type and a project living inner city person.

Best cob job wins some sort of prize and in the vein of bringing people together everyone has dinner together at the end.

really LIKE ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
oh, rep still works

racerboy71 said:

i don't really even drink, but i wouldn't let my beer any where near that cooler just from looking at the outside of it, never mind the year old water inside of it..

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hey now watch it....ive used that cooler plenty

I once threw a hooker in the trash!
Did I win?

chewberto said:

I once threw a hooker in the trash!
Did I win?

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I want more. Don't screw us like Clayton does, just dropping the yarn...I wanna hear it

chewberto said:

I once threw a hooker in the trash!
Did I win?

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A Chewberto Classic!

chewberto said:

I once threw a hooker in the trash!
Did I win?

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only iif u took her shoes too...

Singlemalt said:

I want more. Don't screw us like Clayton does, just dropping the yarn...I wanna hear it

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It's been told already! Mini Mariah got prom night dumpster babied!

For single malt. Story time
https://www.rollitup.org/toke-n-talk/734916-you-not-entertained.html

Nigguh iam so damn ghetto I be reppen my old gang in da 747 an my new gang in da 276


Nigguh iam so ghetto my mom told me to go to bed at 9:30 an guess wat nigga I went to bed at 9:35


Iam so ghetto my kindergarten teacher told me to color in the lines and I made a outline of da shiet

Iam so ghetto I take all the pennys from the keep a penny take a penny jar at gas stations

Iam so ghetto one time I actually drove thru da ghetto

Go to bed Ty

Thx chewie, lot's of reading, I like that

singlemalt said:

go to bed ty

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no iam too jacked up on pixie sticks and apple juice to go to bed

I wear the same thing everyday
I don't shower
I am tied to 3 safety net programs
I drive on empty
I mix tacky with my ganja to make it seem like more
I have a 150watt grow light
I buy lobster tails with my food stamps
I'm trying to get disability for mental illness
I don't have a job
My last job was delivering pizza lol
I smoke cheap cigs
I drink instant coffee

InstantCoffee said:

I wear the same thing everyday
I don't shower
I am tied to 3 safety net programs
I drive on empty
I mix tacky with my ganja to make it seem like more
I have a 150watt grow light
I buy lobster tails with my food stamps
I'm trying to get disability for mental illness
I don't have a job
My last job was delivering pizza lol
I smoke cheap cigs
I drink instant coffee

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Damn yo ass iz ghetto

InstantCoffee said:

I wear the same thing everyday
I don't shower
I am tied to 3 safety net programs
I drive on empty
I mix tacky with my ganja to make it seem like more
I have a 150watt grow light
I buy lobster tails with my food stamps
I'm trying to get disability for mental illness
I don't have a job
My last job was delivering pizza lol
I smoke cheap cigs
I drink instant coffee

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Driving on empty is no beuno for your fuel pump. Get it together man.

I was once so poor going to get smokes meant dumping the local business ashtrays inside a plastic bag and rolling them up with old receipts shiiiiit junkie problems haha.

I don't brush my teeth with toothpaste(when I do brush lol) cause I ran out like 5 weeks ago and I'm crazy so I don't go out much to purchase
I have stock factory rims on my 4 cylinder car and dey rusty
my car windows are manual
my bicycle pump doesn't work
I have a Dynex brand television lol
I can't afford clumping cat litter, so I use traditional, my cat hates me lol
I drink water out of my bathroom faucet
I had to trade my favorite bicycle for my current 150watt grow light lol(my plants are NOT happy under it lol)
I return to Starbucks after purchasing iced coffee and tell them "my coffee fell on the ground", I visit multiple locations for this to work lol
I receive $140 general assistance money, which I use for cigarettes, medicine, gasoline, video games, etc. I save it up lol
I constantly beg money from my rich sister(millionaire) and make her feel sorry for me
I pay for things with loose change, like really small value coins(1, 5, 10)
I take other peoples loose change and I use the Coinstar at Wallies with pride, I don't care
I am not good with my hands yet I still taught myself to change my own oil and sometimes I do advanced work on my car, incorrectly lol
the other day I went to a asian supermarket and purchased $67 worth of live dungeness crab, 1 $20 rock cod, 5lb fresh live prawns $60 and like 2 cases of fresh coconuts, the cashier asked me "you pay for seafood with ebt?", I told her "no, obama is paying for it" lol hahahahahaha
I listen to music on Youtube using cheap altec lansing speakers, they have a distorted sound to them
I use other peoples netflix accounts, and they complain to me for rating movies they don't watch "dude did you watch some gay ass movies using my netflix account and rate them, fuck man?"
I purchase dollar menu items
I can't afford to join a gym so I just run in place or jump rope with a old rope lol
I ask homeless guys for spare change, they usually give cause they feel sorry for me lol
I have a pair of pants, a hoodie, some old t-shirts from the eighties, nothing else
I drive 55 mph on the freeway
when I do wash my clothes, I use a bucket and bar soap
I purchase things, use them, and return them
when I run out of weed I smoke the dust filled shit that dropped on my table and floor with hairs and lint in it lol
I have a 8th grade level of intelligence yet I still take community college classes so I can get that real money lol $1,400 no joke
I went on a 2 week shopping spree with my great credit 4 years ago and bought like 6 aquariums, live plants, and fish for the hell of it, I am now bankrupt lol hahahahahahhaha

I think I'm a conservatives worst nightmare, hahahahahahahahahhaha.