I Believe You Have My Stapler...

GreatwhiteNorth

Global Moderator
Staff member
"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire."

Milton is the man !
 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
Its a hoot - right up there with Clerks.
"You shoe polish smellin mother fucker"
damn, how i do love me some clerks.. i pretty much love all of the movies in that group.. i'm pretty much down with all of what kevin smith puts out.. i've been hearing a lot about office space lately.. i'm going to have to check it out sooner rather than latter..
 

`SoA || Asi

Well-Known Member
i feel like getting a plane ticket and come to your house then slap u in the face then leave

kinda funny more weird
 
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