I don't know where to begin...

neosapien

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To tell you guys about my life or how much I've missed you in this latest absence. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, so a meme has gotta be worth like at least a couple thousand. But since they're still not working I'll just say I haven't smiled in a long time before today. I can't wait to see all of your penises again.
 

StonedFarmer

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I woke up alive, in pretty good spirit, a bottle of rum still a quarter full, money I thought I spent, a shit ton of interesting texts apparently a few arent in english at all

I believe I blacked out after the bartender started pouring gin and I ripped a fat dab in the basement of the bar. She may have had a bf but I am unsure.

Riu working is definitely the better part of my morning.
 

srh88

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I woke up alive, in pretty good spirit, a bottle of rum still a quarter full, money I thought I spent, a shit ton of interesting texts apparently a few arent in english at all

I believe I blacked out after the bartender started pouring gin and I ripped a fat dab in the basement of the bar. She may have had a bf but I am unsure.

Riu working is definitely the better part of my morning.
You sent me a text in what looked like hieroglyphics
 

Karah

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Pm me all of your phone numbers so I don't miss out on epic butthole pics. K thanks.
 
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